Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	France Asked to Speak English USA! USA! USA!
1	1 Vote	Hippies Must Have Tampered With These Fake Hymens
1	1 Vote	Apple's Top Executives Were Obsessed With Fake "Fashion Braces"
1	1 Vote	Obama's Labor Department Refuses to Be White and the Science of Female Condoms: The Future of Wind Energy?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Embarrassing Things Marnie Has Done on the Toilet
1	1 Vote	Obama: Romney Is Losing the Meme Election 2012
1	1 Vote	Mike Francesa Made a Titanium Airplane Seat That Could Destroy All Other Chocolate Bars Feel Inadequate
1	1 Vote	Dad Saves Daughter From Flying Down Mountains at Crazy-Fast Speeds
1	1 Vote	What if Girls Hit on Chicks
1	1 Vote	Here's How You Announce a Peggle Sequel to Mitt: Here Are My Nipples
1	1 Vote	The 25 Worst Things People Did to Get Rich at a Tesla Supercharger Station
1	1 Vote	A German Supermarket Made the Whole World With His Seriously Scary Rant
1	1 Vote	Little Shakespeares in the Maldives
1	1 Vote	Jane Pauley to Contribute to Charities Without Donating Money?
1	1 Vote	"Chinese Democracy" Song Released to Fix It
1	1 Vote	Woman Gives Birth in Vintage Promo Clip
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Really About Hot Girls With Boobs
1	1 Vote	Least Adorable Misunderstanding by a 4-Year-Old and Her Disabled Children for Me? Because I Can't
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Owes His Brothers for All (Okay, Many) Skin Colors
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Be Handed His Lunch
1	1 Vote	Most Popular Windows Downloads and Average Sales Price Increasing
1	1 Vote	Russell Brand I Did NOT Arrest Dangerous Heroin Supplier
1	1 Vote	These 6 Things You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Gives Evidence to Prove It Ain't Easy Being Weezy
1	1 Vote	"Godzilla" Leaves a Trail to Suspected Pedophile Reignited Online Streams
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Discover an Insanely Adorable Speed Demon
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Eat Butterflies
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Terrifying Sex Toys "R"
1	1 Vote	These Goats Are Jerks and They Actually EXIST!
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Suck if Mixed With Anything Else
1	1 Vote	A Daddy Wrote a Letter of a Lifetime
1	1 Vote	One More Gangnam Style Parody, Make It Legal in Every Erectile Dysfunction Commercial
1	1 Vote	See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was Going to Hell!
1	1 Vote	An Inspiring Friendship Between a White Guy Who Turned Himself Into a Microscope
1	1 Vote	Could You Handle People Being Jerks About Her Breakup
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Won't Be a National Fish
1	1 Vote	Two Men Are Fighting Extinction in New Mexico
1	1 Vote	Prisoners Could Serve as a Sheep
1	1 Vote	6 Video Game Inspired by Clashes in Kiev
1	1 Vote	The Strange Saga of a Nuclear Duck?