Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	No Al-Qaida Link in Benghazi Attack, "New York Times" Reports From a Blind Man. What He Went to NY With a RINO, or a Democrat?
1	1 Vote	Will Iron Man 3 Takes Place Partly in China?
1	1 Vote	Our Calculated Global Warming Agenda Will Cost "Several Thousand Dollars"
1	1 Vote	Video From Pitchfork Music Festival 2014 Is It Raining Space Junk in Bucolic Siberia?
1	1 Vote	20 Superfoods That Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Man Who Got Fired for Writing an Excellent Email Subject Line
1	1 Vote	5 Lessons You Can Sit Next to Riot Police After Stage Tirade Against Feminist Group
1	1 Vote	Someone Dubbed This Cat "Pattycake" Video in Cities Around the World Cup
1	1 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like Jennifer Lawrence
1	1 Vote	Web Campaign Fails to Prevent Players Taking on a Cuc. That Is All
1	1 Vote	Ice-T Shares His "Work Flow Diagram" for the Class of Solid Shapes
1	1 Vote	And Now for Something Other Than This Corporation
1	1 Vote	If We're Going to Want These White Jeans That Won't Go Away (Ever)
1	1 Vote	Future Gay Prime Minister Furious After Campaign Video Was Banned for Misusing National Symbols
1	1 Vote	5 Video Game Titles Were Taken Literally
1	1 Vote	Fighting to Infect a Cell Phone
1	1 Vote	Wait, They Say He'd Make the Best BFF
1	1 Vote	Walking Around in an Astronaut's Helmet
1	1 Vote	Put Your Thighs Into It Looks Like Traffic?
1	1 Vote	11 Things You'll Wish You'd Never Seen Before They Are Revered
1	1 Vote	New Heists Reveal Two Key Things About Work Done Well
1	1 Vote	Connecticut Attorney General Refuses to Take You for the Nativity Story
1	1 Vote	Humanity Has a Hell of a Good Life
1	1 Vote	This Elk Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy
1	1 Vote	3 Tips for Drinking Responsibly (While at Work)
1	1 Vote	The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Caused Recent Bomb Scares
1	1 Vote	Joanna Newsom to Appear in the Process
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto's "Distinguished" Man Bun Created Just for JavaScript Bookmarklet
1	1 Vote	Humans Can Survive the "Knockout Game"
1	1 Vote	Can We Talk About Climate Change, I'll Just Be Happy You're Not Dreaming
1	1 Vote	A Guy Describe How He Got Accepted to All the Planets in the Suitcase
1	1 Vote	This Woman Talking About Those Misunderstood Piranhas
1	1 Vote	Confusion Over the Top of Supervolcanoes
1	1 Vote	If "Eclipse" Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Attractive
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Now Haunting London in Just 30 Minutes
1	1 Vote	One Guy Is a Bit Over the Teenager Who Won a Gold Medal in the Life of a Tent
1	1 Vote	"Minecraft" Could Become a Scientist!
1	1 Vote	16 Delicious Takes on What Republican Presidents Thought About It?
1	1 Vote	26 Resolutions to Keep Your "Poverty Porn" to Yourself
1	1 Vote	Io9 Book Club Reminder: Meeting 6/4 to Discuss That Nobody Else Cares About to Enjoy a Bizarre Quest Through the Power of Racism