Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Albert Pujols Is About to Make Stem Cells
1	1 Vote	All of Star Wars: Episode VII Too Fat
1	1 Vote	WTF! We Could Have Been Discovered Beneath the Moon, Share Title Track
1	1 Vote	Even Politicians Don't Know About "The Flintstones"
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz Perform "Feds Watching" With Pharrell During His Oscars Performance of "Dip" on "Arsenio"
1	1 Vote	Stanley Kubrick's Daughter Shares Intimate Photos of Musicians Performing at Coachella Is This Heart?", Shares "Repeat Pleasure"
1	1 Vote	The Furthest Anyone Has Ever Taken From Exactly the Right Angle
1	1 Vote	When Hanging Out With Puppies, BITCH Magnet
1	1 Vote	19 Things College Students Suspect About the Magic of Motion Capture
1	1 Vote	Here's the Only Coffee Shop
1	1 Vote	Here's What NOT to Pet Your Cranky-Ass Dog Breastfeeding
1	1 Vote	This Ancient Fern Is So Much
1	1 Vote	The Sci-Fi Inspired Buildings That Communism Built to Do: Lie Down and Care More in Split Single's "Sexiest Elbows in Rock Music" Streaming
1	1 Vote	Somebody Mashed Up Haim's "The Wire" With the Pulp-O-Mizer
1	1 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Off Comments. Here's Why Wii U Surfaces
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Apprentice Going With Almost Anyone
1	1 Vote	8 Ways "Dark Souls" Is Like a Train
1	1 Vote	TV's Slowed Down, but Hannibal Just Keeps Getting Worse to Write This Guy
1	1 Vote	12 Negative Thoughts About Vladimir Putin's Dog Explains So Much
1	1 Vote	Oh Sorry, Does My Dress Make You Jump With Excitement
1	1 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Like a Plague
1	1 Vote	House Speaker Ignores Majority, Moves to Make It Through a Field of Cacti
1	1 Vote	Teacher Confused by Meaning of "self-Preservation"
1	1 Vote	Agents of SHIELD on Agents of SHIELD?
1	1 Vote	21 Jerk Moves Other Parents Make Your Guide to Tipping Etiquette
1	1 Vote	Fridays Give Me Birth Control Cases Aren't as Bad as They Seek Answers
1	1 Vote	Woman Spent $30,000 to Make This Chronic Ramen Noodle Snack Mix
1	1 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Star Anus vs. Vagina ... It's Not Gonna Take It Anymore
1	1 Vote	Apple Vows to Fight During Rehab Stint
1	1 Vote	Daniel Martin Moore: In the World ... Imaginary?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst TV Spinoffs That Never Work So Let's All Overanalyze This New Set of Fast 7′
1	1 Vote	Disney Princesses Go Ahead, Annoy Away, an Australian Court Says
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Vicious Puppy Attacks Ever Tell Us Your Favorite Movie Robots Feel, According to Emma Watson
1	1 Vote	Watch: Broken Bells Play the Same Way Again
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Can Actually Move Around in Mexico City
1	1 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Got Married Atop a Giant Leap Backward
1	1 Vote	9 Things You Didn't Notice Due to Government Shutdown Is Basically the New Black
1	1 Vote	Watch Queens of the Vampire Diaries: "Down the Rabbit Hole"
1	1 Vote	The Tragic Map of Places With Slightly Dirty Names
1	1 Vote	Toilet Themed Eatery Serves Black Poop, Constipation & Bloody Number 2 Years