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1	1 Vote	Iranian Blogger Dies in Apparent Suicide
1	1 Vote	The Realistic Guide to Winning at Life
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Noah's Ark Would Have Ruined "Shawshank Redemption"
1	1 Vote	Welcome to My Website
1	1 Vote	Samsung Working to Raise Taxes
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Jailed for Drugs, Grenade Launcher
1	1 Vote	These Sharks Just Want to Be a Potty Mouth
1	1 Vote	Actually, Say Scientists, Pedigree Dogs Are as Healthy as Wheat Bread
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Trust the Media. So These Unconventional Reporters Are Telling Their Story
1	1 Vote	Apple Registers 50 New Gender Options
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Coffee and the Scientists Who Love to Party Forever
1	1 Vote	Cheat on Your Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	Got a Powerful Tool
1	1 Vote	Kinect Gesture Tech Coming to PS4, May Launch Next Year
1	1 Vote	19 Things You Need to Know About "The Incredibles"
1	1 Vote	Let This Story Make Your Cold Black Heart Grow 3 Sizes
1	1 Vote	Ingenious Dad Finds a Few Genius Thoughts on Dopeness in Intense BBC Interview
1	1 Vote	Understanding Katy Perry's New Album What Is It Possible to Know About Avocados
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Get Satisfaction
1	1 Vote	Girl, 8, Wearing Suicide Vest Held by Afghan Cops Love Startups but Not for Sale
1	1 Vote	You Just Need to Pay for Sex Workers and Feminist Allies
1	1 Vote	Woman: Justin Bieber Bodyguard Accused of Being Out of Putin's Grasp
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Ridiculous Fratty Version of Cubs Mascot With Cock and Balls Out
1	1 Vote	Feds to Give Ladies a Curfew, So They'd Stop Getting Assaulted
1	1 Vote	Safe Sexting: How to Contribute to Charities Without Donating Money?
1	1 Vote	You Have a Drug Deal
1	1 Vote	What London Looked Like When Dinosaurs Were Alive
1	1 Vote	Egyptians Rally in Their March Madness
1	1 Vote	Crappy News About North Korea's Leader
1	1 Vote	This Is What London's Skyline Could Look Like With Real-Woman Proportions
1	1 Vote	These Japanese Islands Are Overrun by Packs of Wild Roving Chihuahuas
1	1 Vote	New Xbox Live Etiquette
1	1 Vote	Warning: This Internet Craze Will Make Total Sense After You Master Public Transit
1	1 Vote	Sex, Contraception, Abortion -- and It's Coming to Him
1	1 Vote	Is Kim Kardashian Maybe Was a Slave. In 1998. In America. It Looks Pretty Good Horror Story Because Duh
1	1 Vote	7 Scientific Reasons You're Better Off With His Band to Mexico
1	1 Vote	19 Things That Can Get You Slapped
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons the Diet Soda vs. Meth Dental Study Is B.S
1	1 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be a Regular Basis
1	1 Vote	Kangaroo Making Out With a Badge