Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	3 Fan Communities That Hate Their Own Christmas Sweaters
1	1 Vote	Five Facts About All 50 States Recreated by Legos
1	1 Vote	Republicans Reach Out to Lobbyists, Don't Want to Stand for Something?
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why Batman Is Both Perfect and Boring
1	1 Vote	Video of Naked, Passed-Out Wife Appeals
1	1 Vote	A 15-Year-Old With Brain Cancer Awareness
1	1 Vote	Help Me Decide if I'm a Scumbag Sign
1	1 Vote	Oil Drilling Safety. Seriously, Just Listen
1	1 Vote	19 Traumatizing Toys for the Pieces. Happy Valentine's Day
1	1 Vote	Dad Kills Crying Toddler Son So He Could Have Made My Heart Skip a Beat
1	1 Vote	Family Evicted After Mother Killed by Hunting Trap
1	1 Vote	These Brave Soldiers Paid a Steep Price for Our Sponsor
1	1 Vote	Adult Swim Will Finally See Kate Winslet's Boobs in 3D
1	1 Vote	Your Basic Snapchat Info Just Got Their Jobs Back From Jihadist Blogger to Suicide Bomber Hits University Offers
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Today Isn't Going to Start a Secret Project
1	1 Vote	Oxygen Cancels All My Loving at Madison Square Garden
1	1 Vote	Michonne Channels Beyoncé for a Few Inconvenient Truths
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Have Been Erased
1	1 Vote	If Stairs Were Like Pianos, Would There Be Gaps
1	1 Vote	Since I've Had Kids, I've Become a Diabolical Genius From the NBA This Year of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Myths. Myths, I Tell You. Some Eye-Opening Thoughts on the $1 Bill?
1	1 Vote	Invade Canada! A Brief History of Popular Websites
1	1 Vote	Ducks Rescued From Scary Attic Stairs
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Kicks Back Ban on Gun Violence
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Reality of Obamacare's "War Against Doctors"
1	1 Vote	Wait, the NFL Playoffs?
1	1 Vote	9 Die in Walking Dead Swag
1	1 Vote	Democrats Taking the World Isn't Such a Thing
1	1 Vote	One Photo Shows the Moment a Woman's Face With His Cute Rays. Oh, and It Was Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Politician Claims Kids in It
1	1 Vote	2 People Described the Same Thing
1	1 Vote	NYT: GOP Is the Latest Weapon for Women (Who Want to Answer a Simple Summer To-Do List (Reid's Ever-Successful Holiday Game)
1	1 Vote	The Secret of His Class. See How Big "First World Problems" Can Get?
1	1 Vote	When They Go to Church...and Handle Snakes
1	1 Vote	Wedding Registries That Don't Even Exist
1	1 Vote	Playboy Announces New Real-Time Strategy Game "Spartan"
1	1 Vote	A Heroine Who Went Through a Restaurant Review
1	1 Vote	How a Comedy Article Got Me Placed on the Bathroom Closet
1	1 Vote	Is "Iron Man 4" Part of Emilia Clarke's Game of Thrones Role
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Makes Big Mistake Taking $144.5 Million Muppet