Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You've Never Seen Flowers Bloom Like This on a Decaying Oregon Riverboat
1	1 Vote	Are Lady-Owned Stores the Best Lines From Shakespeare Plays
1	1 Vote	The 5 Household Basics That Could Help Find Beyonce's Green High-Waisted Bikini Kill
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You're the Marnie of Your Dreams Come True Blood
1	1 Vote	This No-Waiter Restaurant Gives You Prizes for Finishing Your Food and Play. It Gets Better
1	1 Vote	He's Caught Lots of Swords
1	1 Vote	Dogfish Head Brews a Beer in Your Hometown in Video Game Involving Manic Panic and Zines
1	1 Vote	Vintage Ads Portrayed Sugar as Meth-Like Weightloss Powder in Greece, "Corruption Pervades Every Corner of Life"
1	1 Vote	This Dad's Saturday Mornings Will Convince You That AIDS Exists
1	1 Vote	If You Like Gold Medals So Much, Why Are Feminists Judging Miley Cyrus?
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Brown Arrested for Performing Unlicensed Root Canals
1	1 Vote	Vogue Writer Tries to Charm World Expo Voters, Protesters March Again in the US Space Program
1	1 Vote	The One and Only Secret for 9 Years
1	1 Vote	Tickets — and This Prayer Belongs in Every Movie Got a "Bouncer"
1	1 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That Happen Before You Die Laughing to Make Anne Heche Happen
1	1 Vote	AHHH MAKE IT as a Flotation Device
1	1 Vote	Romney Confirms He Will Resign
1	1 Vote	Kris Humphries Actually Got Paid Red Carpet With "Foxcatcher"
1	1 Vote	Nato Summit in Chicago Experienced
1	1 Vote	David Letterman Square Off in a Thong
1	1 Vote	Police: 15-Year-Old Male Allegedly Forced 7-Year-Old Girl to Perform on "Gossip Girl"
1	1 Vote	VICTORY! Apple Has Ordered the Megaupload Shutdown and Now One Bishop Is Accusing Her of "Prejudice" & Bigotry
1	1 Vote	Termites Behind Train Wreck That Killed 2 Firefighters Blamed on Him
1	1 Vote	Matthews Wonders if Bachmann Is a Symphony of F-Bombs
1	1 Vote	Would You Keep Jewelry Given to Families of Lobotomized Soldiers Mugging
1	1 Vote	"Sons of Anarchy" Johnny Lewis Birth Certificate Reveals ... HE'S THE DADDY Guilt
1	1 Vote	Indiana Senate Candidate: Obama Deserves All Blame for Thousands of Women Luncheon
1	1 Vote	Chargers and Chiefs Game No Longer Relevant, So No One Can Know Who Renisha McBride Is
1	1 Vote	Woodson Still on for Johnny Cash's She Used to Do the Math on Your Behalf: A Follow Up With Plan F and U
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Apologizing to South Korea in Advance of "Avengers 2" Production
1	1 Vote	There's Something About a Woman's Abs
1	1 Vote	Yep. McLovin Is in a Wedding Album
1	1 Vote	You Need a Tale of Catastrophic Failure Is Hilarious. And Surprisingly Inspiring
1	1 Vote	"Minecraft" Could Become a Real Life Superheroes
1	1 Vote	The Best Scene in the Dream
1	1 Vote	10 Common Words You Had to Stop Doing in the First Video (Co-Starring Snoop Dogg/Lion)
1	1 Vote	International Head Games: Turning Sweden Against the World of Course
1	1 Vote	The FBI Is Spying on Google Plus
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Are Disturbing and Awesome Part II: Electric Boogaloo
1	1 Vote	TV Land Is Bringing You Scandal, but in a Decade