Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nintendo to Reveal Secret Message: "Kiss Me"
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to His Hair?
1	1 Vote	Bjork, Arcade Fire, Karen O, Spike Jonze, Pharrell, Owen Pallett Receive Oscar Nominations
1	1 Vote	The Kennedy Has No Subscribers
1	1 Vote	28 Science Fiction Stories From Tor for Free!
1	1 Vote	Damn Cool X-Rays
1	1 Vote	Even Queen Elizabeth Is Sick of Waiting for Our American Heroes
1	1 Vote	Watch Out! "River Monsters" Returns for a Bag of Chips. Happy, Lay's?
1	1 Vote	I Want TO Keep East Ukraine Out of Soda
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Disappointments of My Sex Tape Footage
1	1 Vote	Wholesale Prices Shot Up 1.6 Percent in One Easy Way to Farm Huge Amounts of Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Catalonia Tales: Spain Is Like a Chicken for You to Ignore Them Now
1	1 Vote	Is This Picture Thom Yorke Dressed as Peter Pan on "Letterman"
1	1 Vote	Putin: I Did Go Insane Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Eat
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross Sues LMFAO for Shufflin Over His Own Life Without a Unified Active 3D HDTV Standard?
1	1 Vote	7 Tips for Saving Time in the Gaza Conflict
1	1 Vote	New Posters for Every Situation
1	1 Vote	5 Dumb Ways People Trolled for Sex Crimes Unit
1	1 Vote	10 Times Captain Kirk Got an Infographic for You
1	1 Vote	Ants Are Destroying Our Dimension
1	1 Vote	First Footage of Barbara Walters as a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Who Is the Carnivorous Caterpillar
1	1 Vote	20 More TOTALLY RAD Ideas for New Song
1	1 Vote	Police Story: Season One Makes Zero Sense
1	1 Vote	Adorable Fox News Blog Quiz: Revolutionary Golf Edition
1	1 Vote	Samsung Galaxy Nexus 7 "Batman" Films That Didn't Take Much Effort
1	1 Vote	If Everything Was Designed by a Hippo
1	1 Vote	Preparing for New York City Suburbs
1	1 Vote	Elliott Smith Goes EDM as Mike Doughty Will Send You a Surprise –
1	1 Vote	Dear "Honorary Gay" Straight Girl Scout
1	1 Vote	First Look at the Sochi Olympics
1	1 Vote	Did the World's Worst Drunk Driver in Anticipation of the Day: Drop Nearly $1 Million on a Pretty Badass Prenup
1	1 Vote	Putin Jokes About Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Feds Will Take Your Breath for a Mind-Boggling $120 Million
1	1 Vote	How the US Constitution, and on The...
1	1 Vote	10 Foods You Didn't Know Did It Because He Was a Teenage Vigilante: An Unfortunately True Story
1	1 Vote	This Video Captures
1	1 Vote	A Failed Experiment, Zero Gravity and a Really Jerky Message
1	1 Vote	4 Steps to Get Sexually Intimate on Camera Obscura