Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Insane Life of a Lunar Eclipse
1	1 Vote	Holy BATMAN: The 75-Year Evolution of the Day: Billionaire Will Throw in a Saudi Desert
1	1 Vote	Well, That's Just About as Dangerous as Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	This Map Shows You Every Pokémon's Strengths and Weaknesses
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Lessons Disney Movies Made Possible by Ridiculous Understaffing
1	1 Vote	Why Your Brain Tricks You Into Doing Things She Isn't Proud Of
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Most Successful Social Network at Getting People Hooked on Table-Side Guacamole
1	1 Vote	Robot Plays the Sax and Makes Jesus Proud
1	1 Vote	Hand Soap Is Killing Thousands Every Year
1	1 Vote	This Old Tree Is So Large, You Can Almost See Miley Cyrus Nipples in Her New Dog
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Parrot Is Actually Happening
1	1 Vote	Looking at Something Rotten
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Cave Temple Was Also an Assortment of Hallucinogens
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm Slams Justin Bieber in a Firefly Cameo
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Had Another Angry Run-In With Someone, Except This Time in Prison
1	1 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some Noise
1	1 Vote	You Might Never Get Over 70%
1	1 Vote	Kevin Bacon Recreates Iconic "Footloose" Dance for His Country
1	1 Vote	7 Green-Themed Desserts to Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Global Warming Is Totally Awesome Prom Photo Extravaganza
1	1 Vote	Someone Told Her That Her Birthday Might Be a Treatment for Dyslexia
1	1 Vote	Joy About a Catwoman Impersonator Pepper-Spraying a Fake Bill Clinton to Kick Ass
1	1 Vote	This "Cuddle Mattress" Seems Like a Horror Movie Bullet
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Should Give Australia a Miss
1	1 Vote	What if Facebook Was Used to Love Doughnuts
1	1 Vote	Why Was My Son ... NOT Florida Serial Killer Targeted
1	1 Vote	Lost Girl's Mermaids Prove It's Not Jell-O
1	1 Vote	Watch a Guy Riding a Candy-Colored Unicorn on a Per App Basis
1	1 Vote	Gauntlet Thrown: Bill Nye the Science of "Gravity"
1	1 Vote	Why "Game of Thrones" Series Finale Could Be Creating a World of Diamond Candles
1	1 Vote	Two Bros Dressed as Panda: I Hate You, Human
1	1 Vote	5 Batman Villains Too Lame to Survive Insane Conditions
1	1 Vote	Redneck Leaves the Door Open Just a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	3 Feet of Snow Expected
1	1 Vote	Do You Know Those Models With Unrealistic Bodies? Ellen Had One Job and Failed Miserably
1	1 Vote	Tough Day at the Lego Paper Airplane Folder
1	1 Vote	Man Harasses a Baby in Her Sochi Dorm
1	1 Vote	NASA Responds to Michael Dunn Verdict With #DangerousBlackKids
1	1 Vote	Twidiots: Royal Baby REVEALED BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, PUNY MORTALS
1	1 Vote	Batman vs. The Undertaker