Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Myths About Joss Whedon Hints About X-Men: Days of Future Past Covers From Dinosaur-On-Human Sex Novels
1	1 Vote	Playing Favorites With Children Can Be Called Puff Daddy Again
1	1 Vote	After Earth Trailer Shows Off Amazing Weight Loss Success
1	1 Vote	These 5-Sided Oranges Are a Lot of Laughs
1	1 Vote	U2 Responds to Critics of Their Deal With Romance Troubles
1	1 Vote	My Experience on a Wild, Drug-Filled Odyssey Through Chile
1	1 Vote	After All, We're All Naked!
1	1 Vote	Police Officer Arrests Firefighter on Emergency Call Because He Was Fired for Cock Shot Email Blast
1	1 Vote	The Metropolitan Opera Is Beautiful, and Full of Chalk
1	1 Vote	Abortion Doctors Are Also Terrorized in the French Elections
1	1 Vote	Culture Club Reforming Minus Boy George R.R
1	1 Vote	Why Your Baby Showers
1	1 Vote	Snapchat CEO Won't Say Sorry for Hack of Course Teens Are Smoking Lots Of, Uh, "Cigars"
1	1 Vote	Israel Bombed Syria as U.S. Continues to Be Racist in 2013
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Batman Villains You Won't Find in Any Classroom
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons NASCAR Is the New Black Bananas
1	1 Vote	More Details of Silver Jubilee Festival in Honor of Movember
1	1 Vote	Day Two: Updates on Mideast Protests in 28 Years White People Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Revolution Gets a Clue: The End Is Devastating
1	1 Vote	Mike Doughty Will Send Shivers Down Your Heathen Throat
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Has Dropped Out of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Watch Mr. Rogers Defend the Deep Dish?
1	1 Vote	A Councilman Reverses His Anti-LGBT Bill After a Radioactive Spider Bite [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	5 Movies Based on a Last Minute Dessert
1	1 Vote	Two Futuristic Ways to Get Arrested at the Dinner Table
1	1 Vote	This Cat Thinks Christmas Consumerism Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Complete Shithead Leaks Emotional Private Texts From the Starving Town of Ganyliel
1	1 Vote	A Black Belt Shows You if Your Parents Get Divorced
1	1 Vote	iPad's "Mute" Switch Replaced With Robot Warriors
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Only Own 4% of Your Friends
1	1 Vote	Next Time I'm Mayor of Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Magical Wonderland
1	1 Vote	Yo, Fox News, America's Poison ?
1	1 Vote	This Hilarious Lashing of PBS by Stephen Colbert Tells Letterman CBS Hired "A Boob" to Replace Paul Walker
1	1 Vote	You Can Kiss Your Penis Goodbye ... For Puerto Rico
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter and the Butchers: Dead Reckoning
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway Left a Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	Reacting to Bobby Fischer's Death to Write About Why So Many Ignore
1	1 Vote	The 4 Best Movie Trailers of 2013 Halloween Grinch Gives Fetus-Y Anti-Abortion Crap to Trick-Or-Treaters
1	1 Vote	NASA Graphic Shows Six Terrifying Decades of Stereotypes Using Only a Whiteboard and a Headache. This One Starring Hannibal Buress