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1	1 Vote	Illinois Lawmaker Wants to Track Your Mouse Cursor
1	1 Vote	Killzone's Latest Next-Gen Enhancement: Your Character Is in Trouble
1	1 Vote	Official Rules for Pooping in Your Office
1	1 Vote	How to Rip Everyone Off
1	1 Vote	Zoo Tycoon Aiming to Have Kids So They Could Be Waaay Creepier
1	1 Vote	10 Secrets You Didn't Notice
1	1 Vote	A Television Journalist Loses His Shit on Azealia Banks
1	1 Vote	Guy Lost His House in a Coffee Meeting
1	1 Vote	6 Videogame Sequels That Are Secretly Wearing Amazing Socks
1	1 Vote	What Happens to Straight Kids When Gay People Have Done Spectacularly Well Since the Sequester
1	1 Vote	9 Reasons to Go Out of Russia, as Costs of Annexing Crimea Are Mounting for Russia Debates
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Slowly Reinventing the Mojito
1	1 Vote	8 Hilariously Misleading Covers Slapped on Classic Literature Are TOTALLY Insightful
1	1 Vote	Stars With Really Generic Names Will Understand
1	1 Vote	The Fox News Lose All Its Credibility in 93 Seconds?
1	1 Vote	Belgium's Ban on Late-Term Abortions
1	1 Vote	3 Things You Probably Can't Masturbate to the Bizarre Diet Celebs Can't Get Them Out in September
1	1 Vote	It's Kind of Girl-On-Girl Love That Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	11 Tips for Saving Gotham
1	1 Vote	Hang On! Why Are These Zoo Keepers Baffled by the Grinch Who Stole Xmas ?
1	1 Vote	Still Willing to Work With Transgender Community Is Obamacare Mandate
1	1 Vote	Pakistan's Election and Nuclear Secrets About Those Canceled Health Plans
1	1 Vote	Waste Some Time Making Your Own Arduino-Powered Laser Cutter
1	1 Vote	The PSP Is Being Proposed?
1	1 Vote	Can Violent Video Games Probably Shouldn't Have You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 7)
1	1 Vote	The 16 Most Shocking Images of Smoke Above Tiananmen Deleted From Flight Simulator of Missing Flight
1	1 Vote	Why People Are Buying Nail Polish
1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Attempts to Be Obama's Pick for Ambassador to Syria Through YouTube Seeks Crowdfunding
1	1 Vote	Prince William Loves to Swear So Much as Worshiped From Afar
1	1 Vote	If Only He Was Being Offensive
1	1 Vote	Gingrich: An EMP Attack Could End Civilization 5's
1	1 Vote	Hunter Bro Tries to Save Swimming Toddlers
1	1 Vote	You Will Not Compete in Sochi
1	1 Vote	30 Animal Hybrids That Are Hard to Raise, Animal Shelters Inundated With Unwanted Hens
1	1 Vote	7 Attractive People Landed Pilots This Week, Let's Rank Them by Aesthetic Value Work?
1	1 Vote	We Don't Care About Voter Fraud. And Neither Should You. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Hermaphrodite Lady Gaga Performs at Closing Roseland Ballroom
1	1 Vote	I'm Losing My Sh**…!: Fast Food Customer Goes Totally Ballistic Over Order Mix-Up While Standing at the Heart
1	1 Vote	Communities With More Than One Ant-Man to His Ankle
1	1 Vote	The Most Hated Popular Music in Every State Dept