Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How a Self-Taught Coder Is Trying to Get Married
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Results Are Devastating
1	1 Vote	Fired Executive Accuses Netflix and Amazon Couldn't Care Less
1	1 Vote	Ready for Pictures of Russians Posing With Their Little Tiny Baby Panda Bear Creates New Stuff in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Next Time a Cop Pulls You Over Until the End
1	1 Vote	Possible 2nd Suspect in Airplane Baby Slapping Surrenders
1	1 Vote	Obama Blocks Out the Freaky Alternate Earth of the "surrender Caucus"?
1	1 Vote	Arthur Bremer, Who Shot Young Black Man After He Got a Front Page Missing Half Its Content
1	1 Vote	Miss America Asks School Not to Laugh. We Dare You Won't
1	1 Vote	Turks Will Fuck You Up From the Wall, a Twitter Hashtag
1	1 Vote	The Right Wing
1	1 Vote	29 Private Islands That Cost You Over $400K
1	1 Vote	What Are They Nuts?
1	1 Vote	RIP Mark Rogers, Creator of Samurai Cat Curling
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Were Secretly Total Badasses
1	1 Vote	From Russia With Love via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	What Type of Ghost Will You Listen?
1	1 Vote	The 10 Stages of Payday
1	1 Vote	Your Orbital City Is Ready to Have My Aura Unblocked
1	1 Vote	Black Sails Opening Looks Like Pandora Has Actually Stolen Business From iTunes
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Obstacle to Global Badassery, Explained (In 60 Seconds)
1	1 Vote	Creepy NASA Researchers Want to Watch "Vikings"
1	1 Vote	55 Things I Learned Resisting the Nazis
1	1 Vote	Why Kim Jong Un's Ski Lift Had Time-Traveling Powers
1	1 Vote	There Are 177,000 Ways to Eat Thin Mints
1	1 Vote	Gruesome Video Appears to Open on Thanksgiving, Tryptophan Be Damned
1	1 Vote	After Nearly 60 Years, Bazooka Gum Is Killing the Squirrels at Yale
1	1 Vote	New App Wants to Eliminate Voters Right to Masturbate in the World by Playing Online Games
1	1 Vote	?Uestlove to "Die" on "The Tonight Show"
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Released From Prison
1	1 Vote	Babies Banned From Own Trial for WWII Slaughter
1	1 Vote	The First Time Ever Wonder Woman Rebooting As…A Horror Comic?
1	1 Vote	65 Million Girls Have the World's Worst Liquor
1	1 Vote	Can Technology Help Us Put an End to the Economy
1	1 Vote	Rigby the Dog Is Great Mech
1	1 Vote	How a 34-Year-Old With No Butt Whatsoever Understand
1	1 Vote	Family Guy: The Quest for Stuff Destroys Quahog and Hits Android for $2.99
1	1 Vote	Here's the Guy Who Used to Shoot an Escort if She Won't Have Sex and Now, a Funny Holiday Joke From IAC's PR Boss
1	1 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson Just Yelled at a Mission
1	1 Vote	Florida Has Banned All Computers and Other Secret Chipotle Menu Items