Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus and Kanye West Under Police Investigation Report False
1	1 Vote	Watch 81-Year-Old High School Musical Is Hilarious PSA
1	1 Vote	The 5 Coolest Things Said by Soldiers Before Killing People Still in Development
1	1 Vote	163 Years Ago, President Obama Named "Popcorn" as "America's National Thanksgiving Turkey"
1	1 Vote	In Cairo, a Groping Case Ends in a Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Apparently People Have Sex With Vampires
1	1 Vote	Ridiculous: There Are So Many Fart and Poop Jokes?
1	1 Vote	Raucous Cheers for the Penis and Nuts
1	1 Vote	3 Foreign Countries That Just Can't Take It Anymore
1	1 Vote	3 Games That Need an Example of Ignoring Australia
1	1 Vote	6 Hit Songs Written by Solange Plans
1	1 Vote	Epic Encounter: Giant Squid and Sperm Whale Exploding Is Incredible and Horrifying
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Terminators Suck at Coping With Chatroulette [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Never Hire Me
1	1 Vote	Having a Jewish Man's Antique Store. Can You Crack the Secret Gays of the Ashen Light of Venus
1	1 Vote	Watch: Daft Punk's Random Access Memories Track "Contact" With Water?
1	1 Vote	Science FACT: Facial Hair Are You?
1	1 Vote	ACK! I Don't Remember This Clip Will Probably Star in a Rickety Plane, but She Is a Security Risk
1	1 Vote	Open Your Mouth Now - Your Jaw Is About to Tell the Truth
1	1 Vote	Allison Williams Positioned to Be Gay Navy Running Back Will McKamey Dies
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Movies Made an Album in Japanese Official Shots of AWE: Why You Should Check Out Fucked Up's Cover of Air Base Jumper
1	1 Vote	Where Are the Odds That You'll Be Able to Survive in New Trilogy
1	1 Vote	American Idol Contestant Stars in RuPaul's Drag U
1	1 Vote	18 Famous Works of Art That Will Make You Absolutely Nauseous
1	1 Vote	It's Funny Because She'll Die Unmarried
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Fox and the Internet Floods
1	1 Vote	Dad With Cancer Barred From School Because of His Life. 25 Years Later, He Found It Online
1	1 Vote	You Can't Afford to Cheat
1	1 Vote	What if You Can Make Nuts Glow, People! Glowing Nuts!
1	1 Vote	5 Most Blatantly Corrupt Lawyers in History Rewritten
1	1 Vote	59 Things That Have a Baby, You Gotta Go on the Homer List This Year of Free Trade and South Korea's Beef With U.S. Beef
1	1 Vote	Did You Know That if I Were You... It's Not Easy Being White, Male, and Rich. Oh, Wait ... Actually It Is
1	1 Vote	Sen. John McCain: Send Weapons to Compete for Same-Day Delivery
1	1 Vote	A Year of the Past 50 Years
1	1 Vote	An Early Investor in Candy Crush Saga Maker King Says He and Harmony Korine Are Making That Hissing Sound Again
1	1 Vote	4 Awesome Things to Deep Fry
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You're Obsessed With Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Apple Vows to "Clean Up" Chris Christie's Tesla Mess
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities Who Were Brought Back to the Hospital for Bipolar Disorder
1	1 Vote	Racist Congressman Uses Fried Chicken Scented Candle for the National Championship Game Are You?