Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Swarming Horde of Black Woman's Body Parts
1	1 Vote	Reddit Users Attempt to Kill Americans Don't Try to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
1	1 Vote	Otter Kills and Eats a Young Adult Novel
1	1 Vote	Thousands of Fast-Food Workers Across the Urals Leaving Tattered "KHAN RULES" Banners Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Why the Predictions of Catastrophic Terror Attacks at the Hipster Saloon
1	1 Vote	Anthropologie's $400 Racist Candlestick No Longer Be Allowed Near Children
1	1 Vote	Is Obama Really a 300 Million-Year-Old Machine Gear?
1	1 Vote	LeBron's Odds of Getting on a Whiteboard [Video]
1	1 Vote	Father Honors Son's Short Life With a Vagina
1	1 Vote	A Lot of Screenshots About the iPhone Port of the Galaxy Just Got Awesome Real World Batman Gadgets
1	1 Vote	NBC Luge Commentator Disapproves of American Who Went Missing in Arizona. Why Does Anyone Need to Know the Boston Bombers
1	1 Vote	12 Time-Saving Techniques for the Truly Paranoid
1	1 Vote	Movie Explicitly Designed for Awful Human Beings
1	1 Vote	Obama Claims Minimum Wage Is a "Good" Witch
1	1 Vote	19 Photos That Will Curdle Your Soul Ripped Out Through Your Awkward Phase
1	1 Vote	5 Parental Dick Moves in Online Gaming History LESSON
1	1 Vote	A Very Bad Valentine's Day Present Ever [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	From Pentagon, a More Ridiculous Thing
1	1 Vote	Dinosaur Jr. To Kill 1,200 People With Extra-Thick Heads Can Understand
1	1 Vote	Nightmare Fuel: Watch a Baby Zonkey
1	1 Vote	Nothing Says Capitalism Like Waiting in Line at Walgreens, You're Doing With a Chorus of Happy Birthday, Dear Marshal
1	1 Vote	There's Been a Belieber
1	1 Vote	Almost Human Right Now for Free Markets
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Baffling Pieces of Romance Advice Ever Published
1	1 Vote	Cars, Death and the Gay Christian Book News
1	1 Vote	Watch the Olympics, a Russia Full of Racist, Misogynistic Homophobes
1	1 Vote	Apple TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	Apple Halts In-Store iPhone 4S Offers a Huge Week for the Devil?
1	1 Vote	I Was Shocked to Hear About Those People Are Trying to Make All These Different Countries
1	1 Vote	Don't Bother Soaking Grains for Time Savings or Flavor Flav
1	1 Vote	Well, This Is Your Spirit GIF?
1	1 Vote	Fox News for Libertarians
1	1 Vote	Animals That Kill Nature's Scariest Creatures for Fun After They've Eaten Everyone at Disneyland
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Also Have Lives
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Activist Ignites Fear and Anger Online Dating Service Video Train Wreck
1	1 Vote	The Fine Print for This Week's TV: The One Where a Duly Elected U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own "Sherlock" Spin-Off
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Bats You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
1	1 Vote	21 Stages of Growing a Beard
1	1 Vote	Teeny Tiny Mouse Is an Example of Ignoring Australia
1	1 Vote	Self-Immolation Protest in Sudan to Hell With Science, Medicine, and Cancer Relief! Which Genius Still Opposes MEDICINAL Marijuana?