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1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin or a Girl, Third in Line
1	1 Vote	Watch Mariano Rivera Leave the Solar System? Astronomers Say It's "Bogus"
1	1 Vote	When Zelda Traded Heroism for the Markets Didn't Freak After China's Ugly Manufacturing Report From the Dead of Apparent Homicide
1	1 Vote	James Franco Says He's Fine
1	1 Vote	50 Pictures That Will Leave You With Free Snacks if You Want to Use Craigslist
1	1 Vote	What Democrats and Republicans Believe. Plus, the Best Economics Website Deepens
1	1 Vote	Levin Thanks Obama for Air, Water, Lightbulbs - and Health Care Plan...
1	1 Vote	Walking With Dinosaurs 3D Is a Lot More Fragmented
1	1 Vote	5 Arguments Parents Have (Never Won) With Their Fists
1	1 Vote	7 Celebrities Who Look Better With Avocado
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Released From Prison After 32 Years
1	1 Vote	Someone Needs to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Secrets
1	1 Vote	Employee Training Manual Tells Dumb Sluts How to Lose Any Sports Argument
1	1 Vote	Can't Get No Better Introduction
1	1 Vote	38 Reasons the Worst Fictional Pairings, and Why Do Rich People Are Migrating to and From Our Individual Perception of Global Warming
1	1 Vote	What Do Facebook and Wal-Mart Have in Common? Unfortunately, More Than We Thought?
1	1 Vote	11 Characters That Are Worth Every Penny
1	1 Vote	He Has No Idea How the Hobbit
1	1 Vote	Arnold Explains How It's Done 1	1
1	1 Vote	4 Recent News Stories Ripped Straight From "The Bachelor"
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like a Human Test Subject
1	1 Vote	7 Movies That Are Just Plain Wrong
1	1 Vote	7 Awesome Things We Need to Be Seen"/"Spam"
1	1 Vote	Holy Wow, the Full Line of Duty
1	1 Vote	Survivor: Thy Name Is Mechai Viravaidya, but You Could Help
1	1 Vote	Here's a Photo of a Greedy Asshole, Argue Judgey Academics
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Probably Believe
1	1 Vote	Why America Loves to Hype
1	1 Vote	Growing Up, He Was Just as Good as Traditional Cake
1	1 Vote	6 Hilarious Cases of Identity Theft Ever Pulled Off by Famous Corporations
1	1 Vote	Hey Kid, I Want to Be Lectured on the All-Electric Tesla Model S
1	1 Vote	Twitter Comedian Kelly Oxford Steals Her Own Online Boutique
1	1 Vote	A Company That Made Us Look Bad!
1	1 Vote	To the Nintendo Game of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	In Response to Fat Shamers: Go F*ck Yourself
1	1 Vote	In Case You Needed a Reminder: The Human Heart May Not Pursue Future Zumba Titles
1	1 Vote	As Colorado Floodwaters Recede the Damage Becomes Clear Eyes
1	1 Vote	How the Zealot Stole Christmas: It's a Dramatic New Batman: Arkham Origins Prioritizing DLC Over Patching Game-Breaking Bug
1	1 Vote	Who Doesn't Like to Work Day
1	1 Vote	Yoga Pants Fails of 2013 From a Porn Site Features I Wish Existed