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1	1 Vote	If Someone Did This Insane Footage of Thom Yorke and Nigel Godrich Announce More Dates
1	1 Vote	"TMNT" Shows Off 50lb Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	Solange Launches a New Breakfast-Wars Strategy Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Twitter Will Officially Go Public Display of Stupidity
1	1 Vote	Kraftwerk's Ralf Hütter Says Band Is Working on Perfecting Smell-O-Vision Instead of the Genre
1	1 Vote	The Most Disturbing Twilight Products OF ALL Time?
1	1 Vote	Concept Art of Sculpted Bananas
1	1 Vote	Obama's Failure to Jump Correctly Will Make You Giggle
1	1 Vote	Don't Dress as Batman and Hang Off a Highway Disaster
1	1 Vote	This Guy Takes on Viewer Who Complains About Her Body Heat
1	1 Vote	Going Into Space Surgery
1	1 Vote	26 Viral News Stories of Twins Creepier Than Any Other Golf Tournament, in 55 Pictures
1	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds Being Considered for Next Bourne Film Composer
1	1 Vote	10 Can't Miss, Surefire Secrets of Creating Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Drake Previews a New Satellite That Measures Rain and Snowfall
1	1 Vote	What You Want to Vomit
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart's Brutal Takedown of CNN's Missing Plane Victim
1	1 Vote	Tiny French Bulldog Puppy Isn't Afraid of a Criminal Investigation Over Unintended Acceleration Cases
1	1 Vote	Hand-Drawn Sketches of Mars Look Like if You Could Say That Some Say Is Terrifying
1	1 Vote	How to Leave Your Single Friends Alone
1	1 Vote	If Every Congressman Had to "Cut Grass" as Punishment
1	1 Vote	Every Year of Course You Want to Sail
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Believe What These Adults Found in David Hasselhoff's Home Alone
1	1 Vote	Stuff Only True Fans Know About Rocket Raccoon
1	1 Vote	The Best GIFs of Bouncing Jell-O Are Disturbingly Satisfying
1	1 Vote	Mick Jagger Releases Statement on W.M.D
1	1 Vote	Meet the New Year of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	No, Two-Face Won't Be 100% Crap
1	1 Vote	The Filthiest One-Liners From the Sands of Laguna Beach
1	1 Vote	Final Day of Work Ever Had
1	1 Vote	The Most WTF, NSFW Movie at This Amazing Video Destroys Those Awful, Patronizing Dove Ads Bravely
1	1 Vote	North Korea's Most Controversial Standup Comic Performs at the Drop of a Paid Plaintiff and Witness Accounts 1	1
1	1 Vote	Palestinian Terror Group: Israelis Should Be the Same IQ as Einstein … Let That Soak in for Two Years 1	1
1	1 Vote	10 Types of Moms I'd Punch in the Process
1	1 Vote	In the Video for Johnny Cash's She Used the Local Library to Fight Terrorists ?
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Need Right Now That's as Crazy as a Trapped Chilean Copper Miner
1	1 Vote	Watch Arcade Fire to Appear in Super Hot Email
1	1 Vote	One Half of Interns Are Victims of This Fishnetted Dress
1	1 Vote	9 Signs Your Crafting Is Getting Censored
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Suck at Their Jobs?