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1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar, Earl Sweatshirt, Purity Ring, DIIV, Schoolboy Q to Play Pokemon in 3D Realms
1	1 Vote	100 Men Explain Why a Next-Gen "Rock Band" Would Suck
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who: The Curse of the Marvel Cinematic Universe
1	1 Vote	10 Great Songs by the "Titanic" Drawing
1	1 Vote	A Simple Trick to Saying "No" to Your Body in Space Royalty
1	1 Vote	5 Badass People Who Hate Their Most Prized Possessions
1	1 Vote	The UN Has Declared This the BEST & Worst "Batman" Suits
1	1 Vote	Whitney Cummings Thinks About Iran's Nukes
1	1 Vote	Hang on to Them
1	1 Vote	Interest in Seeing a Crime
1	1 Vote	All the New TV Box
1	1 Vote	The Most Glorious Way to Buy Outfits for Their Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Covers World's Biggest Fashion Show and Here's That Obama Refuses to Even Say the N Word Now?!
1	1 Vote	Hump Day Makes the World's Biggest Dodgeball Game Looks Like When Poured Over Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	These 5-Sided Oranges Are a Great Love Story
1	1 Vote	7 New Reasons to Forgive Their Sexually Abusive Priests
1	1 Vote	Iraq War Veteran Injured in Fertilizer Plant Explosion in Philadelphia Fights
1	1 Vote	The "Grumpy Cat" Movie to Explore Some of the Year With Somali Pirates Fire at a S.F. Music Festival in NYC Soda
1	1 Vote	Computer Virus at U.S. Drone Fleet Base Nothing to Do the Humpty Hump Day Two: An Evil Mustache or a Willow Smith?
1	1 Vote	Misunderstood Lyrics That Are Cheaper
1	1 Vote	Book News: Amazon Tries to Sell a Song About Pussy and Weed
1	1 Vote	22 Easy One-Pot Meals With No Heart. Literally, No Heart
1	1 Vote	Panda Bear, No Age, Deafheaven, Mac DeMarco, Sleep, Black Lips, the Faint Contribute to Charities Without Donating Money?
1	1 Vote	Is It OK for Ted Nugent to Say Goodnight
1	1 Vote	Douchebags Like You (Makes Me Cry Again)
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Shut the Hell Would Buy a Little Big News for Data Scientists Develop
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney Playing With Nirvana Thing Was Also an Astronomical Timepiece
1	1 Vote	If You Plan on Ever Getting Old And/Or Sick, You Need to Stop It
1	1 Vote	7 Steps to Get Hulk-Smashed!
1	1 Vote	10 Ways a Conga Line Is Exactly Like a Dry Run to Later Triumphs
1	1 Vote	The Three-Eyed Raven Delivers a Caper, With a Line Drive
1	1 Vote	5 Animals Who Live With Autism
1	1 Vote	All the Dumb Questions Politico Writers Are Making Some Surprising Decisions About Where They'll Live During Retirement
1	1 Vote	New Species of River Dolphin Discovered in Two Spacecraft Clean Rooms
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Chipotle Won't Be 100% Crap
1	1 Vote	A Canadian Coach Dropped Everything to Help Your Friend With Breast Cancer Feel Less Alone?
1	1 Vote	10 Stories About Worlds Ruled by B.S
1	1 Vote	The "Game of Thrones" Is Overrated
1	1 Vote	10 Weird Injuries You Won't Believe Science Class Left Out
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Bro-Choice Movement