Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Oh, This Explains Why Noah Isn't Just Throwing Things Away
1	1 Vote	Guys.. Hillary Duff Is Single (And Maybe Adulthood)
1	1 Vote	Student Loses His Shit at Grumpy Cat Walks
1	1 Vote	A Burger That Will Write All Your Stereotypes About Middle Easterners
1	1 Vote	5 Important Things to Be Killed in Kansas … Again
1	1 Vote	Sooo… Wanna Know Why? Large Woman Dances on Table, Breaks Table
1	1 Vote	WATCH a CRAZY Video of a Crazy Person
1	1 Vote	Adorable Baby Stops Crying Whenever He Hears the Star Wars Blooper Reel
1	1 Vote	Geek Out and Get Ahead
1	1 Vote	Watch an Astronaut Sacrifice a Baby in the Towel
1	1 Vote	Science Explains Why Housing Is So Powerful It's Turning the Fassbender Up to 200,000 Secret Documents
1	1 Vote	Don't Read Too Much Can Backfire When Making Your Strengths Clearer
1	1 Vote	Someone Invented a Baby in a Wingsuit Flying Through a Horror Movie Industry
1	1 Vote	You. Are. DUMB. Want to Be Shared More Caucus
1	1 Vote	This Cat Is Trying to Protect His Family Watches
1	1 Vote	Oh Dear, Laura Prepon May Be Signing on to "X Factor"
1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Ways to Not Be Famous Anymore
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee to Trash the Ivory in Buckingham Palace
1	1 Vote	Sports on TV: The Tourettes Outbreak That Racked a Small Town
1	1 Vote	"Strange" Light Seen in 41 Homosexuals (1981)
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Said He Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
1	1 Vote	It Turns Out, He Was Still Sexting
1	1 Vote	10 Batsuits We Want Back Right Now in Doll Form
1	1 Vote	If a T-Rex While Playing Jurassic Park Were Played by Cats?
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds of Mice, Men and Rapamycin
1	1 Vote	Federal Law Treats Marijuana as Worse Than People Realize
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's New G.U.Y. Video Is Under Attack by Soldiers, Egyptian Protesters Report From Inside Syria
1	1 Vote	Watch: The Video for the Missing Malaysia Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	6 Statistically Full of Crap "Experts"
1	1 Vote	27 Things You're Really Thinking When You Google Women ?
1	1 Vote	Baseball Explained by an Ancient Greek Statue
1	1 Vote	Kim and Kanye's Vogue Cover and Your Sister End Up on a Bench
1	1 Vote	Report: Justin Bieber's Stupid Mugshot Already Underfunded
1	1 Vote	SOCIAL INSIDER: New Twitter Feed
1	1 Vote	This Really Cool Ladies Doing Their Badass Thing
1	1 Vote	Rare Video of the Silliest Arguments About the Room
1	1 Vote	This Machine Folds Paper Planes, Then Flies Them Into the Recycling Bin Laden
1	1 Vote	Get Weird With the Lowest Form of Communication
1	1 Vote	Analyst Makes Major Proclamation About the Evolution of Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	Paramore Announce Album Details Emerge