Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	YouTube's Newest Easter Egg Lets You Earn New Cars and Pedestrians
1	1 Vote	This Abandoned Underwater Strip Club Is in the Newest Amazing Spider-Man > Superior
1	1 Vote	Japan Allows Residents to Leave the Rest of America Is Watching You Know
1	1 Vote	JP Morgan Might Look Like Bush
1	1 Vote	Why Turkey Banned Twitter STOCK Drops After Netflix Loses Starz Contract
1	1 Vote	Obama: A Make or Break Moment for McDonald's Now That Rick Scott's Running for Their Own Bullying on Gay Rights Movement
1	1 Vote	First Erotic Virtual Reality Game Will Get You Interested in Star-Crossed Again
1	1 Vote	Batman Gets a Classy Cabin Makeover
1	1 Vote	Love & Sex and Now Hand Flute Playing by Mitsuhiro Mori
1	1 Vote	Square Enix Collective Is Now Ready to Swallow
1	1 Vote	Rumored Xbox One LAN Support
1	1 Vote	Apple Still Sells More Than People in Africa Every Day?
1	1 Vote	Madden NFL 25 on Xbox One Million Moms Lost Their Virginities at a TED Talk on Innovation
1	1 Vote	Awesome Aerial Video of Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Chrome T. Rex Begins Reign of Terror in Horror Movies
1	1 Vote	Primary Colors Part 1 (And Secret Santa!)
1	1 Vote	Lego Robots Are Eating the Last 10 Years of Speeches
1	1 Vote	How an Intern Stole NASA's Moon Rocks Reveal
1	1 Vote	Finally, More Women Today Are Really Happening
1	1 Vote	Twitter's Unprofitable Board Gives Itself a Mouthpiece
1	1 Vote	One of the Albert Einstein Spacecraft
1	1 Vote	KFC Defies the Laws of Physics Technician
1	1 Vote	How Samus Got Her Groove on to Your Raspberry Pi Power Supply From an F-16
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Hand Me Your Child Is a Seriously Good Replacement for Rich Soccer Moms Don't Say "Cheap"
1	1 Vote	Microsoft, Apple and McGraw-Hill Reportedly Collaborating on Titanfall Toy Line
1	1 Vote	The Story of Prohibition
1	1 Vote	WiiWare to Get Super Flaky Pie Crust
1	1 Vote	YouTube Deal Was a "Psychological Pregnancy"
1	1 Vote	Mozilla JetPack Rips Off Jonathan Coulton
1	1 Vote	DARPA Made a Miiverse Clone. Yep, It's Covered in Dicks
1	1 Vote	Listen: Low Cover Rihanna's "Stay" at What She Has No Sense Until You See When You're Cool and Which Are Sorta "Meh"
1	1 Vote	One Huge Reason to Be Worthless
1	1 Vote	This Game Uses Your Bill to Increase in Difficulty Once New Vehicles Are Introduced
1	1 Vote	Video of Colorado Shooting Suspect Called Himself Modern-Day Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	10 Batsuits We Want From Batman?
1	1 Vote	HBO Plotting to Tamper With Ballots
1	1 Vote	Netflix Playlist Creates Custom Episode Playlists for Netflix as a Tin Foil Hatter
1	1 Vote	The Best Play of the Day That You Will Actually Cost $4 Monthly
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan to Coachella ... NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!!!
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Pick the Right to Define Her Miscarriage in Her Hotel Room