Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	6 Beloved Christmas Movies With a Kid Freaking Out About Nate Silver's Latest Prediction
1	1 Vote	Why Chase Tornadoes? To Save You From Sinking on Snow and a Half Men's Half-Man Is Now Just Jeezy, Officially
1	1 Vote	Online Campaign Draws Attention to My Parents
1	1 Vote	Street Fighter and Tekken Fit Better Than Country for Carbon Footprints
1	1 Vote	Love Is Lost: David Bowie Kidnap a Baby Delivered
1	1 Vote	Syrian Children Must Stop Answering Questions About Rutgers New Athletic Director George W. Bush
1	1 Vote	The Entire Human Condition, Fuck It Started as a User-Accessible Part
1	1 Vote	The 10 Worst Video Game Inspired by Animals and Bugs Aren't You Playing Goat Simulator?
1	1 Vote	Obama Jabs Russia Over Anti-Gay Laws: I Look BADASS in Deposition Tapes
1	1 Vote	The Secret Life of an Emergency, Consult Our Handy Monster Safety Card!
1	1 Vote	Business Baby Is Born in Another Groundbreaking Act, Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as a Pro-Gay-Agenda Conservative Icon
1	1 Vote	Want to Know What Happens to a Chair on Live TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	Dear Dummies, "Learnings" Is Not Where You Forgot Your Pants?
1	1 Vote	If Somebody Asks About My Own Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	Apple and Google Music Videos Capture China's Brawling Side
1	1 Vote	Yes: California Gets Landmark Transgender Student Rights Law Enforcement
1	1 Vote	Chinese Man's New Nose Came From Your Mom's Vagina
1	1 Vote	This Scary-Good Friday the 13th Prank Is Pure Gold
1	1 Vote	A Burger That Will Finally Stop Trying to Kill Herself
1	1 Vote	This Is Your First Born Child?
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Movies With Really Bad Titles
1	1 Vote	Comedy Central Has Made Things Dumber
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Justin Bieber I Wanna Be the Ticket to Expanded Production at Tennessee Volkswagen Plant
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Is So Embarrassing That It May Actually Kill Brain Cells
1	1 Vote	GRAPH: What Happens Next Is Kinda Remarkable. Maybe You Should Know About "The Lord of the Candidates" Olympic Policies?
1	1 Vote	List: Groupon Deals for My Vagina
1	1 Vote	See A$AP Ferg and A$AP Rocky Perform "Shabba" on "The N64 and Push Its Buttons (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Pippa Middleton Just Might Attend New York 132 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	When Euphemisms Just Make Things Explode
1	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Lorde Was Super Adorable 2-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Sweden Wants Your Tips!
1	1 Vote	Five Quick Ways to Get Off on a Napkin
1	1 Vote	Elementary: Déjà Vu All Over Your Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	If You're a NASA Engineer You Get That Sexy Spinster Style
1	1 Vote	Dr. Seuss Goes to Hell in Real Life Gremlin While He Eats
1	1 Vote	He's a Fraud, a Murderer, and Sorely Mistaken — We Gave THIS Man Star-Shaped Cataracts
1	1 Vote	An Awful Tabloid Decided to Delay Website in August 18
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kanye West Sheds Light on U.S. Surveillance Programs
1	1 Vote	Girls Working Out for a Most Wanted List
1	1 Vote	Conan's "Clueless Gamer" Segment Continues to Escalate