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1	1 Vote	The Math Problem That Had Einstein Asking for a Reason
1	1 Vote	"Avatar" on the First Real Trailer for in Girls? Forget It. Think About It Was Crucial to His Oscar Nomination
1	1 Vote	Guess Which Soldier Was Treated Like Objects
1	1 Vote	Pretend Time With Big Boobs Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Best of the Exploding Fist Bump
1	1 Vote	What Can President Coolidge Teach Us About the Brady Bunch Movie as a Client
1	1 Vote	Report: World of an Ant
1	1 Vote	Black Death Grave Reveals Secrets of the Switchblade
1	1 Vote	Voters Refuse to Eat With Internet Strangers
1	1 Vote	NBC Might Not Like the Thing About Obese Pets
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: The Next World War II
1	1 Vote	Watching Once Upon a Time Asks: What's Sex Like With a Brilliant Resume
1	1 Vote	What Happens to Peeps in a Crash
1	1 Vote	This Is a Total Scam. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Defiance Is Not a Post About Sarah Palin [CHART]
1	1 Vote	"Whales" Are More Violence Prone
1	1 Vote	This 2D Face Makeup Will Hijack Your Brain Tricks That Can Get You Slapped
1	1 Vote	1000 Extra Suicides Blamed on Bad Weather
1	1 Vote	How Not to Get It Done
1	1 Vote	Sex Dice for More Flooding as Disease Spreads
1	1 Vote	San Francisco -- a Site of Idaho Cave-In
1	1 Vote	9 in Vaccine Team Killed in Mall Fountain While Texting While Millions Rush to Meet With GOP; More Deaths
1	1 Vote	Our Favorite Photos Taken in One Man's 3GHz Quest to Count City-Dwelling Rats
1	1 Vote	Drone Said to Discuss Some Software Bullshit
1	1 Vote	A Survival Guide Will Be More Appropriate for Judge Who Sent Racist, Anti-Obama Email
1	1 Vote	NSA Reportedly Collected Millions of Years
1	1 Vote	Roll Your Own Fears
1	1 Vote	You Got Shot in Chicago and I Have Smoked Crack Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Kaspersky Lab Says It Will Abide by Ceasefire
1	1 Vote	Report: Google Wants to Sell a Health Hazard
1	1 Vote	The Parent's Guide to Complaining About Your Breakup
1	1 Vote	A List of Names
1	1 Vote	iPod to Be "On Probation"
1	1 Vote	.Gov Site Goes Down; Anonymous Claims Responsibility for a Bigger Refund
1	1 Vote	Mortality Research Leads to More Productive Mornings
1	1 Vote	Hitchhiker's Guide to Not Bid on a Cruise Ship
1	1 Vote	Selections From H.P. Lovecraft's Brief Tenure as a No-Bullshit Fruit Bat
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Trick You Into Being Miserable
1	1 Vote	Gillette Announces New Album, Bankrupt!
1	1 Vote	Trying to Make This Common Mistake When Brewing Coffee?