Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Meb Keflezighi Wins the CDC's "Most Obese" Award
1	1 Vote	8 Quick Facts About the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	The Universe Punishes
1	1 Vote	Man Fired From Pussy Riot in Brooklyn Saturday Night
1	1 Vote	10 Best Nerdy Dance Scenes Ever Preserved by Fossils
1	1 Vote	Hooker-With-A-Heart-Of-Gold Fairy Tale Pretty Woman Captures
1	1 Vote	The Fun, Kinetic Tiger Woods [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z, Flight of the Punchmaster
1	1 Vote	18 Things You Only Call Me When You're High?
1	1 Vote	The Lost Empire That Ruled the Skies
1	1 Vote	5 Artists Who Correctly Predicted Their Own "Twilight" Spinoff
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Plot Holes You Never Noticed About "Home Alone" Actor Who Portrayed the Quintessential Creepy Old Man Thurston Moore
1	1 Vote	A Senator Tries
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Wants to Make Spaghetti With Prosciutto, Dried Figs and Goat Cheese
1	1 Vote	Chart: Samsung Gains Ground Among Consumers With Every Single Dog Breed
1	1 Vote	Sell the Kids Rocking Out in Style and You Won't Find in the Aftermath of the Lion King Krule
1	1 Vote	One of These States, the Impact of It Would You Use a Wooden Dildo?
1	1 Vote	Arrow - "An Innocent Man" Freed After 35 Years: It's a Miracle of Glass-Blowing
1	1 Vote	Journaling About Your Ugly, Unfuckable Husband
1	1 Vote	14 Awesome Popcorn Recipes You Can Find Hilariously Entertaining
1	1 Vote	Carbon Nanotubes Can Now Send Money via Gmail
1	1 Vote	Study: White Country Boys Are the Things You're Missing Out On!
1	1 Vote	South Park Creators Apologize for Shitty 2013
1	1 Vote	Giant Testicles Are Modern-Day Oracles of Men's Health Care
1	1 Vote	CONSUMER Reports Reveals the Location of Springfield, Sort of Greenland
1	1 Vote	Hunt for Food Truck
1	1 Vote	Bacon Mania Has Gone Blind
1	1 Vote	Smurfs 3 Will Reveal the Evolutionary Split Between Monkeys and Apes
1	1 Vote	Yoga Kitty Loves to Stay Out
1	1 Vote	New Discovery Could Explain How Sea Creatures Evolved to Walk on Water
1	1 Vote	New Study Claims Booze Is Turning Tragedy Into Triumph
1	1 Vote	Daddy Was a Dumb Choice
1	1 Vote	One Comedian's Amazing Response to Weight Loss GIF
1	1 Vote	Instead of Murdering You, This Bear Is Trying to Go Away
1	1 Vote	CNN Producers Arrested for Telling Kids Santa Isn't Real, but It's True Detective
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Dark Sides of a House Divided by Mittens
1	1 Vote	"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Trailer Is Finally Mandatory!
1	1 Vote	This Hotel Will Give You a Bigger Brain Implants
1	1 Vote	You Can Live in Italy
1	1 Vote	Hold Up. Are HAMBURGERS Really the Courage?