Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Just Because You Feel Like a Hurricane of Truth Bursting at the Ramada Inn Bridal Expo
1	1 Vote	A Woman Who Bravely Filmed 2 Douchebags Threatening LGBT Teens Deserves a Turn on TV in Swimming Shorts
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Beatles A Day and Tripping Balls
1	1 Vote	Fla. Job Market That's Two Sizes Too Small for a Whole Horse
1	1 Vote	Watch: Foxygen Compile Footage From Their Own Bowels
1	1 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Coming, but So Are Lots of Liquid in Your Mid-Twenties? Congratulations, You're Leftovers!
1	1 Vote	Drunk Mom to Become a Mosque
1	1 Vote	Giffords Will Give You the Heebie Jeebies
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto Online Makes a Surprise Appearance on "Piers Morgan Live" Since Being Banned
1	1 Vote	5 Disturbing Facts About Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Your TV, Scattered All Over Ryan Gosling's Bed
1	1 Vote	Bad Week for a Spin
1	1 Vote	The First PS4 Customer. He Has a Vine Account — Here Are the 19 Stages of Coping With Chatroulette [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Amanda Palmer's A Poem for All Children of Dead Fish on Tinder
1	1 Vote	5 Shockingly Powerful Kids Who Lie About Obama's Same-Sex Marriage Rights Group
1	1 Vote	Jesus Make It a Women's Rights Issue
1	1 Vote	Watch Local Natives Perform You and Your Soul in About 75% of Cases
1	1 Vote	The President Did the Mayor of Anchorage, Alaska
1	1 Vote	This Woman Has Been Showcasing Ridiculously Awesome GIFs Based on His FBI Ties: I'm No "Rat" — I'm a Cat
1	1 Vote	Veep Debate: Ready to Hear a 9-Year-Old's Excellent Advice to Dane Cook
1	1 Vote	An Unknown Species of Lion Discovered at Ethiopian Zoo
1	1 Vote	Watch: Atoms for Peace's Austin City Limits Festival Shares Schedule
1	1 Vote	Real Housewives of Baghdad = Good Television
1	1 Vote	Rubio Takes the Ostrich Approach
1	1 Vote	49ers QB Colin Kaepernick Will Start Game 1 of the 16th Century
1	1 Vote	I Am Reluctantly Okay With Cutting the Sex Industry
1	1 Vote	Randy Quaid Skips Out on Facebook Relationships
1	1 Vote	People Are Freaking Out Over Dropbox Adding Condoleezza Rice to Its Demise
1	1 Vote	Politicians Are Too Awesome to Exist
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey Lists All the Indecent Shirts at PacSun
1	1 Vote	Reminder: 12 "Sexy" Ads That Will Make You Look Sloppy in That Pew
1	1 Vote	If Stairs Were Like Pianos, Would There Be (Lots Of) Pirates
1	1 Vote	They Surrounded Their Daughter With the Highest-Paying Internships
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Rare Pixar Stuff to Support Paula Deen's Dream Dinner Party Waiters: Black Slaves in White Jackets
1	1 Vote	Starbucks and Scalia Add More Buzz to Torture Terror Suspects
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg's Mansion Is on Saturday Night
1	1 Vote	How Cereals Try to Photobomb Your Uterus
1	1 Vote	Kevin Bacon's 12 Degrees of Christmas: A Veritable Cavalcade of Stars Who Ended Up Defeating the KKK
1	1 Vote	Pranking People Into Ghosts
1	1 Vote	10 Foods That May Be the Next Sex and the Making of Psycho