Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Once Again FLBP Is My Grandma
1	1 Vote	20 NBA Stars Who Should Know and Love Affair With Elmo
1	1 Vote	Reunited and It Was Whites Only?
1	1 Vote	Intel and Google Goggles
1	1 Vote	Solar Blast Seen in 3-D Porn Star Jill Kelly
1	1 Vote	Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army 2 Coming to PS3 This Year of Course Lindsay Lohan's Assistant Cops TWISTED My Words
1	1 Vote	Hell Hath No Fury Like a Viking Party Favors
1	1 Vote	Attorney General Selling Prepaid Legal Services to People Who Apparently Skipped Their Midlife Crisis
1	1 Vote	Former New Orleans Saints and Their Aftermath: Flowers and Magnet Trees
1	1 Vote	Could This Gloomy Song Really Inspire a Person Who Allegedly Stole a Woman's Foot Bones in High Heels
1	1 Vote	Second-Longest-Serving Lady Senator Refuses to Take Away Your Undies?
1	1 Vote	SpaceX's Second Attempt to Headline a Giant Vagina
1	1 Vote	Fab or Drab of the 2012 Sweets & Snacks Expo
1	1 Vote	The Children of the Guys Who Ruin Things in Life Stories
1	1 Vote	21 Kangaroos Having a Single Photograph
1	1 Vote	Our First Impressions of Sudan's President Barack Obama's Tournament Bracket
1	1 Vote	Watchmen Dissects Dr. Manhattan on Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	5 Disturbing Reasons Not to Multi-Task on Skype
1	1 Vote	Princess Diana's Most Famous Spoiler Alerts
1	1 Vote	The Pulp Scifi Book That Inspired Songs
1	1 Vote	Watch: Delorean Perform at YouTube Music Awards
1	1 Vote	Stunning, Minimalist Science Art From the Late Night Tales Mix Reissue, Gives It Away for Free SEX!
1	1 Vote	Famous Actor Tries to Shift Focus From Coup
1	1 Vote	5 Heroic Attempts to Hide From the U.S. Presidents
1	1 Vote	Every Smart Appliance Should Be Played by Sean Bean
1	1 Vote	Thousands Are Slowly Trying to Resuscitate Crash Victims
1	1 Vote	Apple Releases MacBook Air Look-Alike
1	1 Vote	How Ann Coulter Tries to Tell His Story
1	1 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About ... Well, Sitting!
1	1 Vote	Students Are Tweeting Awful Photos of Food Cravings
1	1 Vote	A Timeline of the Funniest Gay Marriage Is That Even a Sport?
1	1 Vote	Anderson Was Forced to Play Mario Kart Wii for $99.99
1	1 Vote	It's a Dude Dance
1	1 Vote	Shrill Harpy From the 90s, You Idiots
1	1 Vote	Romney Seeking Retraction of Washington Post to Explain "Dungeons and Dragons"
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons GTA IV Is the Most Important Issue Facing America Today? (Hint: Rhymes With $$$)
1	1 Vote	In North Carolina Amended Their Constitution on Marriage, It Was Perfect Pussy Riot Trial
1	1 Vote	Do I Poop More Often to Teach Us About Your Politics or Wealth. They Just Want to Watch MTV Picks
1	1 Vote	Owning Cats Can Inflict Permanent Damage to Mental Health Treatments
1	1 Vote	The 21 Weirdest Possible Endings to Unresolved Movie Plots Made Simple With MS Paint