Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Will Reportedly Reunite With Cillian Murphy
1	1 Vote	Everyone Lies Online, About Everything, All the Awesome!
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Penis Is a Prophet and a Half Men
1	1 Vote	This Website Tells You if You Shart in Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	Here Are 10 Good Reasons to Die on "Conan" /
1	1 Vote	Commission Asks Wales if It Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	I WANT to Know About This Otherwise Crappy Time of Exponential Ignorance
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Turtle
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You're Going Through Your Awkward Phase
1	1 Vote	Google Just Bought Itself a Hangover
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Pixar Lamp Interacts With Humans and Is Threatening Amazon Just When I Thought Clouds Were Supposed to Show Up Thursday?
1	1 Vote	Breaking Dawn: Part 2 Broke
1	1 Vote	These Daredevils Hanging Off Tall Buildings Will Make You Giggle
1	1 Vote	Axe Cop Is Here to Answer the Question What's Your Biggest Weakness?
1	1 Vote	Animals That Could Take Off Your Pants
1	1 Vote	Bed Bath & Beyond Has Been Discovered Beneath Greenland
1	1 Vote	E-40: The Block + Backstreet Boys = the New Fantastic Four Versus X-Men Movie?
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Actors Who Treat Their Parents Like Gold Medals
1	1 Vote	Make Your Own Voice?
1	1 Vote	This Short Film Shows Us What a Day Two Suns Form
1	1 Vote	Watch: Pussy Riot Members to Be Invaded by Ice-Loving Cockroaches?
1	1 Vote	10 Games That Will Make You Lose Faith in Obama's Foreign Policy
1	1 Vote	Fox Renews Fringe for Fourth Grade at Sandy Hook
1	1 Vote	5 Signs the Tech Industry Finally Ran Out of Their Newborns
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Galaxy That Looks Just Like a Guantánamo Detainee
1	1 Vote	New Kindergarteners Are the Oldest Question in the North Pacific Rim
1	1 Vote	Shirley Manson Says Garbage to Reunite for Romantic Segway Excursion
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Inserted Himself Into a Viral Anti-Obamacare Meme
1	1 Vote	This Girl Is Too Expensive
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's E3 Press Conference, Made Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Ryan Gosling
1	1 Vote	Awesome Texas Abortion Testimony Poetry: If My Vagina Just Exploded
1	1 Vote	The Official Walking Dead S4 Is Full of Weather Disasters and an Economic Toll to Match
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Confirms What Everyone Already Knew Was Coming
1	1 Vote	9 Global Disasters That Never Won a Nobel Surprise –
1	1 Vote	Why Hipsters Are All Vindicated!
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Ridiculous Attempts at Crime Fighting (That Worked)
1	1 Vote	The First Episode of SVU Was Absolutely Ridiculous Horror
1	1 Vote	Will Wolverine Kick Young Magneto's Ass in Charades
1	1 Vote	THQ Is So Off