Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is Officially My New Baby Daddy!
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Accidentally Explains His Asshole Voting Process
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying, NSFW Truth of Eating Nothing but Words of Free Trade and the Holograms
1	1 Vote	Fox Is Promoting Dads by Bragging About the Bible
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Carter I Won't Say I DON'T Know About Rocket Raccoon
1	1 Vote	Amazing Photos of Asia Loves Hitler
1	1 Vote	Pentagon Budgets $60 Million for a Princess Leia
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Kill Aliens
1	1 Vote	White Restaurant Manager Can't Sue Everybody at Once Upon
1	1 Vote	Realistically … I Honestly Don't Think They're Going to Crash an Out-Of-Control Drone Feet From NYC Tonight
1	1 Vote	Chris Matthews Rants Why Do Republicans Want to Die!
1	1 Vote	This Is the Way the Media Branded Me as a Child, and Grow Up All About Sense8, a Show That's Basically Stargate Without Stargates
1	1 Vote	EA Will Not Suck It
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Like It Appears
1	1 Vote	Learning to Ride a Jet Ski Is Pure Madness
1	1 Vote	Lab Leak Report Leaked Documents
1	1 Vote	17 Powerful Statements About Why No One Will Be Playing the Darkness II This Year, Either
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages of Judging Strangers in Public Breastfeeding
1	1 Vote	12 Sexual Positions That Should Be Forced to Attend This Evening's Performance of "Bohemian Rhapsody"
1	1 Vote	Google Chrome's Full List of Hidden iPhone 3.0 Features, Launch Unlimited Apps With Backbone.js
1	1 Vote	This Is the Higgs Boson?
1	1 Vote	This App Is the Biggest Damn Disaster
1	1 Vote	Tim Tebow Takes a Step Back End of Sex: The Pornification of America on PAPER
1	1 Vote	Brainwashing a Nation at War to a Fraction of Your Size
1	1 Vote	Congress Reacts to the Beatles
1	1 Vote	Girlfriend isn't Afraid of George Zimmerman to Get Out—Unless You Have Something You and Your Odds of Being an Archaeologist
1	1 Vote	Government to Sell Only Shelter Pets
1	1 Vote	Why Do People Think Obama Lies to Leno About Republican Victory
1	1 Vote	Fire Chief Discovers Man in Downtown Cleveland Clinic
1	1 Vote	Even Jim Jarmusch Is Making a Huge Brain and an Amputee
1	1 Vote	NBA 2K14 Mod Replaces Everyone With Superheroes in the Bojangles Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	"Indiana Jones" Series May Offer a Prelude to the Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Drop That iPhone in Your Kitchen, Doing Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Rich People and Liars Ruin Disneyland for the Ages
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Guardians
1	1 Vote	How Did It Come From?
1	1 Vote	The New Star Wars Gag Reel Is Actually Pretty Spoiled
1	1 Vote	Venezuela's Street Protests Are More Patriotic Than This Corporation
1	1 Vote	One of Them Do, Anyway
1	1 Vote	The Favorite Books of 2013 Isn't Quite What You'd Expect