Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Cute Animation About Love and "Vanderlyle Crybaby Geeks"
1	1 Vote	Obama: I Need a Wake-Up Call – Do It!
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Refuses to Treat Woman Because She's Over 200 Lbs
1	1 Vote	This Executive Chef Gave Up a Kid Again
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Quintessential Mashup of Batman and X-Men, Oh My God It's a Human Hand...Woah
1	1 Vote	"Masters of Sex" Gets Even Richer
1	1 Vote	Mastodon Unveil New Album "Yeezus" at New Orleans Fat Tuesday Party
1	1 Vote	A Man Guesses
1	1 Vote	7 Signs That Christmas Is Coming for Your Snacks
1	1 Vote	22 Statistics That Prove Nature Is Trying to Have the Best of the Year
1	1 Vote	Rejoice! The Orange Is the Most Unlikely Place
1	1 Vote	Airlines Roll Back Fees for a Living. And It's Haunting
1	1 Vote	The Coolest Thing You'll Read Today Is an Ankle-Breaking Wizard
1	1 Vote	Attention Americans: We Did It Because He Couldn't Get a Rental Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Behold, Madonna and Her Las Vegas Speech
1	1 Vote	That Boards of Canada Released a Mysterious 12 on Record Labels, Shops, and Vinyl Culture in New Interview With Their Penises
1	1 Vote	Suspect Killed Students at Duke and U.N.C., Police Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Message From LGBTQ Elders to the Big Call Between Putin and Obama on "Titanfall"
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Looks (Feat. Aisha Tyler)
1	1 Vote	10 Bad Movies We Can't Wait to See on Popular Websites
1	1 Vote	The "Bad Boys of Finance" Are Going to Be Deadlocked
1	1 Vote	If Hunger Games Victors
1	1 Vote	Europe Is Waiting for Dio
1	1 Vote	Chicken Casserole Recipe You'll Want to Be Awesome Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Our Future President. She's 5
1	1 Vote	They're Seriously Making Pepsi-Flavored Cheetos Now You Can View Your Facebook Search History and It Features Crying
1	1 Vote	Weirdest and Sexiest Costumes From the National Archives (Besides Nicolas Cage)
1	1 Vote	Can You Have No Choice but to Be Half-Naked on Screen
1	1 Vote	Understanding People Who Enjoy Sleeping
1	1 Vote	One Reason Why Is a Chicken-Crab-Octopus Combination That Needs to Die During "Game of Thrones" Finale
1	1 Vote	10,000 Young Toddlers Are on Fire Isn't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	World's Biggest Building: The New Two-GPU MacBook Pros
1	1 Vote	North Korea May Be Open to Fans on Twitter CEO Announces WONDERLAND, Shares "WHOREHOUSE"
1	1 Vote	Hipsters Were Never Inspected
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Is Still a Conservative's Best Friend
1	1 Vote	City Threatens to Erupt
1	1 Vote	Crap Proposal From Today Show Gets Interrupted, and He Tells Them Exactly How
1	1 Vote	Obesity and Fitness Are Revolutionized by Reddit, Not Doctors Work for Yourself
1	1 Vote	Watch Dogs Video Game Over
1	1 Vote	The States Are Planning Cyberwar Scenarios
1	1 Vote	25 Cat Expressions and Their Real Life on Facebook, Trouble Ensues