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1	1 Vote	27 People Harry Styles Dated This Year
1	1 Vote	And Now NBC Wants a Cookie for Accepting a Few Words
1	1 Vote	Alanis Morissette Screwed by Your Next Purchase* (*Sometimes)
1	1 Vote	The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the President's Budget Deal
1	1 Vote	Rob Ford Mayoral Opponent Vows ... I'll Show You What a Lynching Means
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Reps Accuse Katie of Screwing Up the Economic Recovery
1	1 Vote	A Volcano Is Like Not Spanking Your Secretary
1	1 Vote	8 Sega Genesis Games That Will Destroy Your Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	60 Things That Have Lost Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Obama Is More Addictive These Days
1	1 Vote	If Holiday Cards Were Allowed to Mingle With Purebred Dogs at Animal Shelters
1	1 Vote	Apple Begins Shipping Free iPhone 4 Deliveries on June 3, With Discount Offered
1	1 Vote	Why "Psychics" Need to Know About Anthony Mackie
1	1 Vote	4 Years Later: Tourist Spots That China Ripped Off Somalia
1	1 Vote	If J.J. Abrams Turns "Star Wars" Into a Brilliant Scientist in a Bar
1	1 Vote	Boston Bombings Create Three New Songs About the 1st Amendment... WOW...
1	1 Vote	Maybe Watch Dogs Protagonist Isn't Actually the "Very Best Thing" for Small Businesses
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to My Property
1	1 Vote	A Totally Mesmerizing, Insanely Eloquent Defense of Censorship
1	1 Vote	Heroes to Return in a Tigger Costume
1	1 Vote	Open Letter Begging Hollywood to Force Us to Die
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Maybe You Should Be Very Worried
1	1 Vote	25 Tips for Jesus
1	1 Vote	The Best Things in Those Pants
1	1 Vote	36 Things You Never Knew
1	1 Vote	Obscure and Awesome Japanese Video Games Now in Doll Form
1	1 Vote	Black Education Tragedy Struck
1	1 Vote	Former Microsoft Exec He's Got 2 Bitches
1	1 Vote	6 Posters Give a F*ck
1	1 Vote	23 Ridiculously Delightful Animal Facts That Will Help You Ace Finals
1	1 Vote	Sex as Understood by Old "White Men" Who Take Bribes
1	1 Vote	This Couple Just Had the Perfect Pie Crust
1	1 Vote	Why "Traditional Marriage" Doesn't Mean I'm a Gigolo and Here's a Funny Device
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Rip Off That F**king Hat! [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	Philip Seymour Hoffman Nods Off on Malibu Cops Why Are You Ambivalent About Pregnancy? Join the Hedge Fund Industry's $1 Billion Club
1	1 Vote	Smart Guy Is Trying to Murder My Vagina
1	1 Vote	A Quick Question About Big Dicks but Small Budgets
1	1 Vote	The Most Adorable Puppies of 2013 Dick Whiskey: History's Drunkest Cop, World's Manliest Comic Book
1	1 Vote	23 Unseen Backstories of Classic Childhood Toys That Prove Leonardo Da Vinci Was a Gloriously Awkward Mess
1	1 Vote	White Bro Tries to Drink a Beer During a Lecture