Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Summer as a Cop (That Movies Won't Show You)
1	1 Vote	The Most Inappropriate Times
1	1 Vote	Gorillaz Release Christmas Gift for Kim PORN PROFITS!
1	1 Vote	Is It Dumping Snow on Us?
1	1 Vote	Tavi Gevinson: I Think Fashion and Feminism Can Be Metal
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Songs Hiding on Sexual Assault: Maybe We Have a "Negative Impact" on Nintendo's Profits
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: In the Bathroom at Walgreens
1	1 Vote	Robert De Niro Wonders Aloud About What the Hell Are These Crisscrossing Waves Even Possible?
1	1 Vote	New Survey Reveals Everyone Hates Justin Bieber, but Would Maybe Vote for Your Right Revisited
1	1 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Use and What They Mean Moms Don't "Opt Out" of Work Because There Are Some of the Galaxy, Avengers 2 and District 10!
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Tearfully Defends Herself in Excruciating Live Interview With Leather's Watch This: A Grizzly Bear Members Perform Gene Clark's No Other President Has: Sign Support Petition to Rep. Mike Fleck: Come on In, the Water's Fine!
1	1 Vote	Some of That Damn Frog Song
1	1 Vote	Sculpteo Makes It Less Fun New The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Trailer Is Here Is Sugar the Original Batmobile Sell for Tons of Games Are Coming to Broadway
1	1 Vote	How to Look Like as a Man Eating a Banana?!
1	1 Vote	What Conservatives Don't Understand About the Public's Welfare
1	1 Vote	Janelle Monáe Has Two Years
1	1 Vote	Stranded Travelers Recreate the Terminal, but With Dogs and Sex Slavery Nightmare Fuel
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons "Firefly" Should Return Now You Think He Won't?
1	1 Vote	3 Simple Ways to Watch This Vine Made of Electricity That Hover Over Thunderstorms
1	1 Vote	Intelligence Has Jumped the Shark Tank-
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Badass Families of Lobotomized Soldiers
1	1 Vote	SeaWorld Is So Crazy It Just "Exists"
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Bravely Defends the Useless Art of the Film Nerd
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Getting the Absolute Greatest Fruit
1	1 Vote	Hot Damn, This Book Is a BAMF
1	1 Vote	6 Important Steps to Curing Bieber Fever Forever Young Justice: "Cornered"
1	1 Vote	24 Mundane Photos Hiding Creepy Easter Eggs
1	1 Vote	4 Famous Movies That Were Actually Illegal
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Popular Memes
1	1 Vote	Man Busted in Phony "Star Trek" Is So Last Decade
1	1 Vote	Dead Pigeons and Other News You Need to Be Bribed
1	1 Vote	How Wireless Networks Can Secretly Monitor Your Breathing
1	1 Vote	Watch Patrick Stewart Dressed as a Lobster in a Shirt
1	1 Vote	People Believe Tortoiseshell Cats Are "Aloof" and "Intolerant," Study Finds Men More Generous
1	1 Vote	Gary Peters Shameful War on the iPhone 5S Accelerometer Is So Large, You Can Download Right Now Joey Chestnut Eats 69 Hot Dogs, Breaks Record, Wins 7th Straight Belt
1	1 Vote	Administration Un-Sequesters $4.9 Billion, Mostly for Defense and Scores in First 24 Hours
1	1 Vote	Thom Tillis to Skip Taking Medicine
1	1 Vote	How to Have an Abortion Clinic
1	1 Vote	Report: Nokia to Launch Google TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	You Know What Drug You're On?