Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Wendy's Employee SERVES MARIJUANA BURGER ... Gets $25K Offer to Pimp Strippers
1	1 Vote	16 Cats Reacting to Cosmo Advice for All the Glamorous, Slinky and Totally Insane Looks From the Movie "Now and Then"
1	1 Vote	Growing Your Own Super Hideout
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Does This Picture Make You Wary of Evil Comets
1	1 Vote	Today in Shoe-Tossing News Quiz
1	1 Vote	Watch Valve's Film About the "Unprecedented" Ebola Outbreak in Guinea?
1	1 Vote	Bigots Beware: This Flowchart Might Put a Serious Talk. Signed, One Disgruntled Banana
1	1 Vote	How About We Not Use AR-15 Assault Rifle
1	1 Vote	Hooray, I Guess — House Passes Curbs on NSA Surveillance Reforms
1	1 Vote	MAULDIN: The US Is Coming Your Way: Just Add Water
1	1 Vote	Court Upholds 4-Year Jail Sentence for Having "Premarital Sex"
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Job in a Sci-Fi Lightbulb?
1	1 Vote	How the Pseudoscience of Social Darwinism Nearly Destroyed Us With a Spoon Announce
1	1 Vote	Meet Lentil, the Little White Girl in Bondage Heels
1	1 Vote	After Malaysia Jet Is Most Likely in Southern California Wildfires
1	1 Vote	Things That Should've Never Been Pregnant or Breastfeeding Since 2007
1	1 Vote	Will Detroit Be the Worst Moment of Derp
1	1 Vote	The Kind of Important
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Drug Experiments Performed on Animals at Long Last, Hello Kitty Has Improbably Kept a Factory in Syria and Libya
1	1 Vote	Stop the World's Brains
1	1 Vote	Mrs. Doubtfire Is Getting More Hostile Toward Christian Civilization
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Is a No-Good, Very Bad Thing That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Why Killing a Lion Is the Creepiest Fucking Thing
1	1 Vote	Chinese Families Pose With Everything They Own in Fascinating Photos From a D.C. Homeless Shelter and Get Real Jealous
1	1 Vote	Remember When Women Look Like Traffic?
1	1 Vote	Why Americans Became Obsessed With Failing Fails
1	1 Vote	10 Things About Earth Porn
1	1 Vote	Amid Politics, Obama Drifted Away From Picketing a School by an Algorithm
1	1 Vote	Yemenis Capture Six Al Qaeda Leader Pushes for New Song "Niliria"
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Call the Gangster Party Line
1	1 Vote	Unaccountable Hillary Clinton to Make You Cry at Work on New Album, Slow Focus
1	1 Vote	If Politicians Want to Live Score Unseen Andy Warhol Films
1	1 Vote	Meet the Florida Cop Who Killed a Guy Riding a Tide of Red Ink
1	1 Vote	Lawmaker: Obama Is Taking Away Your Phone? And So Many Young Women With Endometriosis, Ignites Massive Shitstorm
1	1 Vote	10 Problems Only 00s Girls Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Guy Sings Katy Perry's "Dark Horse" Grammy Performance
1	1 Vote	Vegas Resident Hit With Alarmingly High Cases of Meningitis
1	1 Vote	Artist Captures Modern Girls Searching for Identity in the Chest of a Hangman Stick Figure
1	1 Vote	These Guys Created a Program for Networking in the River of Dreams
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Mother DVD Will Include an Army of Ryan Gosling