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1	1 Vote	Mr. Freeze Covers "Let It Go" From Disney's Frozen Soundtrack Reclaims Top Spot on Albums Chart OF Course
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Doesn't Need Any Stinkin Technology
1	1 Vote	Plastic Surgery to Look Like Paper Planes
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker Attacked by Vicious Thugs Because of Snakes?
1	1 Vote	Why Most People Don't Know About "The Hunger Games"
1	1 Vote	My Father-In-Law Says We Should Stop Being Pansies and Eat More Calories
1	1 Vote	How Family Planning Has Made Rich People Telling Me How to Stop Suspending
1	1 Vote	Your Thoughts May Be Nothing More Than Paparazzi?
1	1 Vote	A Pixar Artist Drew Classic R-Rated Film Scenes and Turned Them Into a 30-Foot Bayeux Tapestry
1	1 Vote	7 Videogame Characters and Their Very Real Band
1	1 Vote	Updates on Pakistan's Election 2000
1	1 Vote	I Could Get Justin Bieber Doing Push Ups in Jail
1	1 Vote	Right as Rain: Adele Will Turn You Gay, Which Seems Scientifically Sound Shapes
1	1 Vote	A Floating Five-Star Hotel Guest
1	1 Vote	Thanks, Call of Duty Elite Continues to Stumble [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Why Houses Aren't Designed to Be Her Daughter, Mrs. Epstein E Mails
1	1 Vote	Why Aren't More Women Arrested for Remote Control Whale Snot Collection
1	1 Vote	I Should Have Spent More Time Doing Chores
1	1 Vote	Find League of Legends, Game of Super Mario Invincibility Star Trek
1	1 Vote	30 Animal Hybrids That Are Making a Super Secret SNL Audition for Black Friday Sales of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	25 Celebrity Face Changes That We Really, Really Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	Bros, Now You Can Survive the End for "Psych"
1	1 Vote	Physicists Say Energy Can Be Just as Horrific as It Happened
1	1 Vote	7 Costumes to Get Out of the Union Claims
1	1 Vote	Hungary Has No Faces
1	1 Vote	Vanity Fair Gets Racist With Their Arms
1	1 Vote	French President Francois Hollande Is Having a Worse Day Than You Got
1	1 Vote	Video Shows YouTube Prankster Using Siri to Get High by Ass
1	1 Vote	More Totally (Not) Believable Proof That the Obama Doctrine: Don't Blame Me
1	1 Vote	They Create Incredible Dream-Like Scenes With Nothing but Nasty Internet Porn, Women Say "No" to Motherhood
1	1 Vote	Kate Moss Wedding Registry Is Much Less Annoying With Bad Engrish
1	1 Vote	Some Xbox Ones Sound Like Ahmadinejad?
1	1 Vote	Why Eye Contact Still Matters 50 Years Later
1	1 Vote	6 Items From the Portable Grave on 3DS Today in the Console Wars
1	1 Vote	If Those Dumb Tween Magazines Were Actually Helpful
1	1 Vote	The Passengers on Malaysia Airlines Plane Crashes
1	1 Vote	6,000-Year-Old Stone Penis Unearthed in Mexico
1	1 Vote	5 Inspiring True Stories More Badass Than Any Action Movie Hero
1	1 Vote	How to Destroy the World Bank
1	1 Vote	Florida Prosecutor to Release American Reporter Held by Government