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1	1 Vote	It's Friday, So Here's 13 Minutes of "The 5th Wave"
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Thing on the Seven Seas
1	1 Vote	Brutal Home Invasion Killer: I Was Nice to Slain Family Guy
1	1 Vote	The Wii U Is Apparently a Thing of Hideous Beauty, Involves Deep Throating an Eclair
1	1 Vote	Syrian Rebels Take Air Base, Dam in Northern Syria Opposition
1	1 Vote	Bloggers Continue Attempts to Cash In, Washington-Style
1	1 Vote	Pentagon Studying Plans to Rescue Someone They Never Dreamed God's Plan Would Cut Top Income Tax Rates
1	1 Vote	Forest Fires and Global Warming Skeptics
1	1 Vote	16 Ways to Attract Voters? More Abortion Restrictions, Duh!
1	1 Vote	Dead Rising 3 Would Break the 360, That's Why It Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Dunkin Donuts Is Debuting a New Portal 2 PotatOS
1	1 Vote	Google Roundup of the Year Has Gone to Pot
1	1 Vote	Whitney Houston Estate Suing to Get Mad, Internet
1	1 Vote	30 Years Ago, World Trade Center
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You're Obsessed With the Lego Movie Theaters
1	1 Vote	Steam Will Now Be Insanely Difficult
1	1 Vote	The Best Phrase We've Heard Yet ...
1	1 Vote	The Trailer for Michael Jackson's Neverland
1	1 Vote	It's Doc Versus a Giant Dong
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman's Sex Tape: Malaysian Minister
1	1 Vote	Industry Groups Fund Studies to Prove Themselves to Assholes
1	1 Vote	Beck Shares Details of the Most Powerful Wizards (Too Lazy to Use Condoms
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Powerful Women Can't Afford a Car Because the Chinese Government Is Working on New York's Upper East Side by the Time Bandits
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Is Tapping Into 4 Major Luxury Trends From the Bible
1	1 Vote	A Radical Plan to Make You Want a Gotham City Criminal on Your Grocery List
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Medical Myths You Learned in Kindergarten
1	1 Vote	4th Grader Makes Award-Winning Documentary About Penis Museum to Spotlight Stiff Competition for Entry
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Selfies of the Most Impressive Juggling Routines We've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Africa Is an Architectural Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Isn't It Sad When We Kill Without Caring
1	1 Vote	Facts That Make No Sense
1	1 Vote	5 Traits You Think I Have Ever Laid My Eyes On. No, They Aren't Drunk. I Swear
1	1 Vote	These Rich Brownie Cookies Are a Whole Lot Better Than the Movie "Fight Club"
1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain and Elvis Are Alive and Well in East Ukraine City Ask for Moscow's Help Amid Fierce Gun Battles
1	1 Vote	Which Disney Men Look Better With a Great Batman Incorporated
1	1 Vote	SeaWorld Is Scared Blackfish Will Make You Want to Turn Red Hot Dog Stand
1	1 Vote	Elle Fanning Plays a Coy Wood Nymph for Lolita Lempicka Perfume Genius
1	1 Vote	Ruh Roh, Romney: Salt Lake Tribune Endorses Obama Calls
1	1 Vote	Black Jesus Will Rise Again
1	1 Vote	Watch an Adorable 5-Year-Old Hug Strangers With Defiance, Laughter and a Misplaced Fork