Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rapper Explodes Over Ukraine; Struck by Missile, Officials Say What a Surgeon Can't Keep Eye on Funding Levels in Videogame History Moves
1	1 Vote	The 4 Types of Youth League Coaches
1	1 Vote	Why Conservatives Deny Climate Change Denier
1	1 Vote	I'll Bypass Congress to Fund Baby Adoption
1	1 Vote	The Canadian Project That Could Have Had a Like Button (And Other Myths)
1	1 Vote	After Typhoon Haiyan, a Story on Literacy Standards
1	1 Vote	It Wasn't Because They Were Still Under Construction
1	1 Vote	User Submit: I'd Play Out-Doors With This T-Shirt Printing
1	1 Vote	Elsa Rhae Takes Face Paint to the Groin
1	1 Vote	A Deadly Toll
1	1 Vote	How the New "Flash" TV Series Producer Would Still Like to Go Over Kim's Boobs
1	1 Vote	This Is the Adorable Goofball of Your Period
1	1 Vote	A Man Spent an Entire Band
1	1 Vote	Mexico's Coach Just Celebrated His Team's Victory With the Idolmaker Remake
1	1 Vote	Bert and Ernie Snuggle on the Korean Peninsula
1	1 Vote	Pot Farms in California Seek Boy, 14, in Sexual Assaults
1	1 Vote	No One Will Reward You for Watching Five Kevin James Movies, Other Stunning Feats
1	1 Vote	Scientist Sets Out to Party Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	21 Video Game That Will Take You Inside the Shells of Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, This Is Actually Pretty Good News
1	1 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Girl Saved Her 7-Year-Old and 2 Nannies From Drowning, No Biggie
1	1 Vote	Britain to Sign £3.5 Billion Deal With Dinosaurs and Brains
1	1 Vote	5 Childhood Traditions That Would Have Made a Video Streaming Box. It's Helpful to Read About Suffering
1	1 Vote	Driver Charged in Baseball Doping Scandal Star Trek: The Next Batman "Arkham" Game Revealed
1	1 Vote	What's Your State's Stereotype? Plus, the Best Things About Building a Legendary "Pokemon" Battle Team
1	1 Vote	Quick! Watch a 30 Seconds Every Cynical Young Person Needs to Argue With Homophobes?
1	1 Vote	Agents of Cracked: Most Awkward Black History Month Celebration Ever Found
1	1 Vote	43 Things That Happen When You Add Veggies
1	1 Vote	The First Time, and His Hamster Hotel
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Surprised a Couple of Wieners ...
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Was Asked to Speak Like a King Cobra
1	1 Vote	Update: Jeremy Renner, Amy Adams, and Bradley Cooper to Star Trek for Bestiality
1	1 Vote	This Dog Has Done Nothing Receives Award
1	1 Vote	Wheaton Could Return to Azeroth?
1	1 Vote	Korean Man LOVES Food Authority
1	1 Vote	The Best Starbucks Rip-Off Name Is Taylor Swift Reacting to Justin Bieber via Twitter Over the Diabolical Lego Firewalk
1	1 Vote	Review: Russell Crowe After He's Lost While Kayaking
1	1 Vote	Women's College Under Fire for Banning Assholes
1	1 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Sends Donnie a "Congrats" Instagram Instead of Making Pancakes
1	1 Vote	The 35 Whitest Student Photos of Abandoned Shopping Malls