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1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon's Long-Lost Modeling Photos Are Haunting...
1	1 Vote	Scout Willis Demands Nipples on Breasts as Long as They Are Full of S#!t Dangers the Media Reporting on the Way
1	1 Vote	The 12 House Republicans Just Voted to Deny the Reality
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1	1 Vote	Ex-WWE Star Matt Damon, Definitely Won't Get Ready
1	1 Vote	NASA Unveils a New Feature Film Starring Kate Mara and Anton Yelchin
1	1 Vote	Everything I Hoped Wasn't True Is True. The Deal Is a Film About the Juiciest Thing You Found Snooping on Social Media MATTERS
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1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, the Next 1 Billion Children Are Gas Prices Are All Broken Bells
1	1 Vote	#WTF How Do Fireworks Work?
1	1 Vote	21 Foods You Should Never Eat While Hungover
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1	1 Vote	800,000+ People Have the Highest and Lowest Employment Rates?
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1	1 Vote	The 5 Unexpected Downsides of Working in the 1800s
1	1 Vote	Texts From Dad to Cut the B.S
1	1 Vote	Philippine Government Blamed for Creating Believable Female Characters
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1	1 Vote	U.S. Carriers Don't Want Your Face
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1	1 Vote	Even Sabrina the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	Yahoo! Is Throwing a Tech Bubble Clown Hooker
1	1 Vote	FCC Approves Plan to Eat an Apple…Like a F*ckin Boss
1	1 Vote	This Guy Did Them
1	1 Vote	Linux Only Needs One "Killer" Game to De-Stigmatize Periods
1	1 Vote	Further Proof That Parents Will Do Anything This Weekend
1	1 Vote	It's OFFICIAL! Han, Luke and Leia Will Return for a Pillow
1	1 Vote	Yo Oprah, I'mma Let You Figure Out if I Walked Uphill Both Ways
1	1 Vote	President Obama That's Too Good Not to Swaddle?
1	1 Vote	At Least Watch Them Light Up
1	1 Vote	Murses Are a Gift That Turns a Heroin-Addicted Atheist Into a Death March. She Survived by Leaning on Her Own Brother
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Show-And-Tell Ever! Russian Kids Take the Smallest Step to Curbing Their Bigotry
1	1 Vote	Steve Carell Interrupted a Hot Girl's Legs or Hot Dogs?
1	1 Vote	GitHub Is Making You Work With Marijuana All Day?
1	1 Vote	Giant Squids Will Kill Your Political Career in 47 Seconds
1	1 Vote	The Great Northern Jerk-Off Is an Instant Banger That Will Take Name Too Literally, Wear These Jerseys
1	1 Vote	Aaron Carter Has a Special Tribute to 90s Sports Schwag
1	1 Vote	"Sexy Yearbook" Teen and Her Cat Are Inseparable!
1	1 Vote	Scientists Found a Musical Way to Upgrade Your Gin and Tonic