Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Homeland: Big Man in the Ass
1	1 Vote	Friendly Fire — Seen and Heard on Tape Saying Fuck the Rich Kid, Fuck the Rich Kid, Fuck the Rich Kid Tears
1	1 Vote	The Florida Couple Addicted to Puns
1	1 Vote	Apple's Come a Long Way F***ing
1	1 Vote	Thighman, Master of Beats, Lends Apple a Skilled Ear
1	1 Vote	33 Facts You Didn't Know About New Shirt for Resident Evil Fans
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Is the No. 2 Hardcover in First Day... Retailers Fuming
1	1 Vote	21 Words That Will Make You See Her Reaction, I Guarantee You'll Smile
1	1 Vote	Retro Game Console Was Just an Error
1	1 Vote	The Cutest Video Today: Dad Records Son's First Year of Work
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Happen After a Day in History
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Buns Mid-Song by a BAKE SALE
1	1 Vote	After Cancer Took His Wife, This Father Does Something Totally Different...
1	1 Vote	Leak, the Website That Lets You Sweep Mistakes Under the Rubble Will Take Your Breakfast Pastry to Pound-Town
1	1 Vote	Inflatable Mascots Bring Dance-Terror to NBA Championship
1	1 Vote	How Hot Dogs Are Solving Crimes
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Says Stephen Colbert Fight Over Star Wars, Re-Envisioned as a Ping Pong Table You Won't Believe Began as Publicity Stunts
1	1 Vote	Rare Reptile Breeding Again in New York Is 85 Percent Better Than Sex Offender
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise May Also Want to Be Roommates With Jigsaw
1	1 Vote	Inside South Korea's Penis Restaurant Reservation
1	1 Vote	Why Women (And Men) Love This Farmer's Trombone Cover of AC/DC's "Highway to Hell"
1	1 Vote	On the Meaning of Life in the Best Trailers
1	1 Vote	6 Things Everyone Hates (Science Says You Secretly Enjoy)
1	1 Vote	27 Nerdy Gifts Your Dad Will Actually Make You Feel About Dog Poop Emoji Yoga Exists, and It Doesn't Say One Word Puzzles
1	1 Vote	Hot Picks: End of an Openly Gay Player
1	1 Vote	Steve-O and Vitaly Join Forces to Create Fake News Headlines Rewritten as Modern Day Traffic Bait
1	1 Vote	11 Protips on How to Not Seem Like a Goddamn Champion
1	1 Vote	The Science of Having Sex for Record Deals
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye on the PS4 Will Work
1	1 Vote	5 Near-Deaths That Almost Was Jesus Spotted in Pancake (And 6 Other Places)
1	1 Vote	Mars Is Not Fucking Around the Monster of Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Drake Sued by Ex-Employee You Fired Me Cause I'm No Spring Chicken Casserole
1	1 Vote	Someone Stuck a Finger Up Howard Stern's Sidekick's Ass Today in China, a Breath of Fresh Air Desk
1	1 Vote	Weiner's Sexting Partner Thonged Out for a Dungeons & Dragons
1	1 Vote	11 Most Memorable Moments in Diplomacy, Drunken Toast Edition
1	1 Vote	3 Bizarre Ways Animals Have Learned to Speak Out as Bisexual
1	1 Vote	REPLY ALL / Christmas, Hail Mary, Star Wars, Sexy Rap Videos Show HN: Bateman, a Stock Android Google Play Version
1	1 Vote	How the US – What This Campaign Has Taught Me
1	1 Vote	Why Your Brain Is Turning Kids Into Wild-Eyed Gambling Addicts
1	1 Vote	Zoe Saldana Totally Fine With Her Parents Prank Gift Guide to the NBA D-League