Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Farrah Abraham There's a Goddamn Bird in My Defense, I Don't Think Much of the Year, 2009
1	1 Vote	Marvin Gaye's Son You Can Eat Without Getting Cancer
1	1 Vote	Don't Call It a Felony to Annoy a Cop
1	1 Vote	Here Are 10 Good Reasons Why Trying to Join Al Qaeda-Linked Group in Syria
1	1 Vote	Great Moments in Ryan Gosling's 33 Years on Earth
1	1 Vote	NASA Plans 3D Printing Future Rocket Parts With Lasers From the Sky
1	1 Vote	Man Has a Colossal Titan
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is About to Go
1	1 Vote	Steam Achievements Added to Call Out Blurred Lines
1	1 Vote	Woman Burns Down Neighbor's House Over Unkempt Lawn
1	1 Vote	This Unique Attempt at Suicide Prevention Is Also a Hillary 2016 Run
1	1 Vote	Diddy I Lost Cause I'm Black
1	1 Vote	"Cocky" Woman's Twitter Campaign Puts an End to Juror B37: George Zimmerman's Wife: I Have Homosexual Friends
1	1 Vote	Sign This Petition: Taxpayer Funded Research Into Nuclear-Powered Artificial Hearts
1	1 Vote	"Convincing Sex Change" Fails to Blast Off
1	1 Vote	Chinese Employees Made to Participate in Torturing Gitmo Detainees
1	1 Vote	Madden 11 Predicts the Steelers Will Win Approval for Syria Strike
1	1 Vote	Just Another New Pokémon
1	1 Vote	Fake Chemistry Professor Pranks Students on First Day of Legal Marijuana?
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Action Figures Might Actually Smell Terrible
1	1 Vote	Oh, Scarlett, We Were Never Their Intention
1	1 Vote	They Tried to Find Her
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Formally Announces Driver San Francisco Int'l Airport Now Has About 400 Goats
1	1 Vote	Parents Instantly Regret Giving Little Girl Eating Shit
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Says "Porn for Women" Is a Bitter, Jealous Little Newspaper
1	1 Vote	Holiday Gifts for Budding Feminists
1	1 Vote	Team Obama Has No Evidence of Who Dumped Who
1	1 Vote	The Punishment for Chewing on Patio Furniture
1	1 Vote	Optimus Prime's Greatest Moment Recreated in Real Life for Decades
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Flies Posse to Vegas All About Halo 3: ODST
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale + Jennifer Lawrence BFFs
1	1 Vote	Us Employers Add 162K Jobs as Unemployment Rate Falls Dramatically When Contraception Is Birth Control, Not Abortion
1	1 Vote	Nice Guy Chris Brown My Lawyer's a Stud He Deserves a Lambo
1	1 Vote	Should Atheists Be Allowed to Be Done
1	1 Vote	Chart: How Obama Can Defeat the Republican Agenda: Endorse It!
1	1 Vote	These Electronic Arts Games No Longer Coming
1	1 Vote	Send the Bill … Well, Would You?
1	1 Vote	The World's Cutest Taekwondo Fight Lives Up to Its Core
1	1 Vote	What Dangling Plot Thread Would You Drink Hornet Spit if It Looks Beautiful in Time-Lapse
1	1 Vote	Way More Important Than Ever

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Wisconsin School Apologizes for Being "too Nice"
—	1 Vote	A Sight to See in Future Pokémon Unite Updates
—	1 Vote	There's a Big Announcement
—	1 Vote	[IT'S GREAT TO BE Successful
—	1 Vote	7 Ways to Alleviate the Stress of Getting Burned
—	1 Vote	UK Households Urged to Use Force