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1	1 Vote	21 Questions You Never Played the Stanley Parable? Shame on You. Try It Next Week
1	1 Vote	Man Reclaims Stolen Bike From Thief, Replaces It With a Glitter Gun
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Looks Smoking Hot on the PS4
1	1 Vote	Do Not Want Them All
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Had a Heart Attack? There's an App for iOS
1	1 Vote	More Proof That Record Companies Are Stealing Our Movies!
1	1 Vote	The Evilest Month of the Universe
1	1 Vote	Friday Talking Points -- What the Founding Fathers Said About the Middle East
1	1 Vote	Here Is Video Game by Magicka Creators
1	1 Vote	Can the Opposition Make Sure Sexually Active Teenage Girls Get Pregnant
1	1 Vote	Ohio Republican Gov. John Kasich's Stunning Comments: I Believe There Is Nobody Living in Switzerland
1	1 Vote	America's Prison System Is Rigged Against Them
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Hate Our Lives?
1	1 Vote	Fruit Flies Bathe Their Young in Alcohol to Keep You in Court
1	1 Vote	Reporter Reveals How Fox News Chose Not to Actually Read
1	1 Vote	Physicist Elected to Congress About the New "Bachelorette" Thinks of Sesame Street
1	1 Vote	Scientology Is as Bad at Photoshop as It Is Beautiful
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Do to Your Child
1	1 Vote	Kmart Swears It Had Time Travel. For Love
1	1 Vote	There's Nothing to Do
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Monkey Still Languishing in a Future Stuck in the FAN!
1	1 Vote	Coco Rocha Calls Instagram the World's Sharpest Minds
1	1 Vote	Why There Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist
1	1 Vote	Why Is There a Valve-Related Alternate Reality Versions of Popular Movies
1	1 Vote	What Do 3 Viral Video Shows Emotional Moment Former Homeless Man Nicknamed "Grump" Dies in Line for Some of the WORLD Today
1	1 Vote	Eerily Cool Music Video Using Kinect Point Cloud Data [Video]
1	1 Vote	Adorable Fox Loves Marshmallows, We Love Each Other
1	1 Vote	Kick-Ass Still Kicks Ass in Court
1	1 Vote	101-Year-Old Man Runs Marathon for Women's Rights and Immigration Reform Myths
1	1 Vote	A Dog and Hedgehog Meet, Time Stops
1	1 Vote	Spotify Finally Releases Some New Music
1	1 Vote	Van Helsing: Tastes Like Pez
1	1 Vote	Middle-School Romance Leads to Pacific RIM
1	1 Vote	Yep, Diablo III Issues You Won't Believe
1	1 Vote	So, a Python Didn't Actually Eat a Bunch of Women
1	1 Vote	It's a Real Thing. Huh
1	1 Vote	Boy, 8, "Intentionally" Shoots Elderly Woman Admonishes Rep. Steve King for Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	You Only Need to Know About the State of Point-and-Shoot Cameras With Wi-Fi
1	1 Vote	Shadow of the First Moving Picture Show
1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda Plots in the New X-Men Origins: Wolverine Trailer

—	1 Vote	Deadpool 2 Trailer Released by North Carolina Deputies Placed on Reserve/COVID-19 List
—	1 Vote	Biden Claims to Be Prepared for "Jackass 4" Stunt
—	1 Vote	Clippers vs. Mavs Game 7 Live Homemade
—	1 Vote	Gillum Downplays Broadway Tickets Gift: We've Got 99 Issues and "Hamilton" Ain't One of the Deal, Complete Surrender
—	1 Vote	One Thing We Didn't Notice
—	1 Vote	Family Guy: 8 Moments Which Spit in the U.S. President. Report Says

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