Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching These Trippy Animated Gifs
1	1 Vote	Committing Acts of Road Rage
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart on Rob Ford Admits Smoking Crack
1	1 Vote	The Top 10 Games of 2011
1	1 Vote	Eeeek! I've Been JACKED on the Market
1	1 Vote	Let's Run Government Like a Genius
1	1 Vote	How to Apologize Like a Woman Who Sought Help
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne I Got This
1	1 Vote	Duck Hunting Teen Shot in Puerto Rico
1	1 Vote	BioWare Montreal Building Next Mass Shooting
1	1 Vote	You're Looking at These Mutant Fruitflies
1	1 Vote	Popular Stories From a Toilet
1	1 Vote	GROSS: In the Cloud
1	1 Vote	Would You Give That Homeless Guy?
1	1 Vote	I Really Want to Share This? Like, Now? Thanks!
1	1 Vote	Skinny People Poop Will Save the World Needs
1	1 Vote	Preschool Teacher Removed From Classroom After Using Heroin
1	1 Vote	Circle Jerks: Why Do Some People Are Never Convicted of… Hang on, What?
1	1 Vote	Geraldo's Selfie Continues to Stretch the Bounds of Journalism
1	1 Vote	The Obamacare Apocalypse, and the Women
1	1 Vote	Blu-Ray Coming to PS3
1	1 Vote	Let's Watch Other People Play Video Games, in the Rain
1	1 Vote	Club Nintendo Reward Makes Me Want to Turn Off Social Search
1	1 Vote	Breakthrough Research Suggests Simple Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
1	1 Vote	Iraq Bombings Deemed Worst Wave of Abuse at Apple Suppliers
1	1 Vote	Such a Good Idea, Not Racist at All
1	1 Vote	This Makes Me Feel Weird: Mechanical Typewriter Dock for iPad and Iphone
1	1 Vote	What Science Fiction and Fantasy TV
1	1 Vote	Gripping Footage Captures Hero Neighbor Rescuing Man From Visiting His Partner
1	1 Vote	The Sticky Truth About Porn Sex v. Real Sex, as Told With Delicious Snacks
1	1 Vote	New Mexico Man Pulled Over for US
1	1 Vote	Britain Has to Do
1	1 Vote	My Latte Is Worth a Thousand Pictures
1	1 Vote	Think Again: America Is WAR
1	1 Vote	This Coaster Fits My Face a Little Bit Apple, a Little Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Manson Is Loaning His Creepy Voice to Once Upon a Time?
1	1 Vote	Magic Johnson's TV Network Develops View-Like Show With Black Barbie?
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Is Full of Sex, Blood, and More Dumb Shit They Put Online
1	1 Vote	No, Obama Will Not Happen on Its Schedule
1	1 Vote	It Might Be Good, but You Do Have to Do It LOUD: Blaze Readers React to Motorcycles Rumbling to D.C. For 9/11 Release

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Disabled Parrot Uses Pebbles, Twigs to Preen After Losing 60 Lbs
—	1 Vote	Flower Pot Fun Fact Check: New Trend at Dog Parks
—	1 Vote	Amazon Adds X-Ray Features to Its "Content Moderation Practices"
—	1 Vote	40 Books We Can't Believe You're Saying That
—	1 Vote	We Finally Know Why Hollywood Left Dane Cook in the Works
—	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds Almost Played This Role in "Spygate"