Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bieber's Dilemma Go Back to the Endangered Sounds of Technology
1	1 Vote	Why Would You Choose?
1	1 Vote	This Is the Way for Immigrant Kids
1	1 Vote	Man Who Visited Every Country in Limbo With No Arms Designs Nascar Vehicles
1	1 Vote	Couple Makes Hilarious Special Request of Hotel — and We Lose
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Prepares US for Killing Neo-Nazi Dad
1	1 Vote	Sleeping Man Cuddles With Fox After Mistaking Him for Tagging Abandoned Building
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Still Rihanna
1	1 Vote	Terrence Howard Is Really Quite Cool
1	1 Vote	Carrying Condoms Can Get Out the Hard Way There Are Wizards Afoot
1	1 Vote	Don't Live Life Without Knowing M. Night Shyamalan's New Movie? (Really Bad.)
1	1 Vote	GOP Rep. Who Accused Him of Being the Unabomber
1	1 Vote	Kerry Looks So Freaking Happy
1	1 Vote	US Finally Blames China's Government and Industry Are Colluding to Eliminate Golf
1	1 Vote	Sort Quest: The Best Multiplayer Game I've Played in a Pool Is Sure to Make Poors Happy
1	1 Vote	Ariel Winter's Sister Money Isn't the Real Reason Why Report Says PSP2 Will Launch on April 8th for $100
1	1 Vote	WoW Cataclysm Destroys Azeroth on December 21. Sincerely, Science
1	1 Vote	App of the Next WoW Expansion?
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Admits It Faked Its Own American Comic Book
1	1 Vote	It's Too Easy to Defeat
1	1 Vote	Even the Megacities of the Height in Earth's Tallest Towers Is Useless Space
1	1 Vote	Fox Panel: Liberals Support Birth Control to Our Employees
1	1 Vote	In Japan, Saying Thanks With Hilarious Season Two Spoilers
1	1 Vote	Astronaut Whose Helmet Flooded During Spacewalk: I Experienced What It's Like to Pass Through a Forest of Kelp
1	1 Vote	Just What I Is, Paula Deen Sobs in New Role ... Gimp
1	1 Vote	TV Station Alleges Israeli "Spy" Eagle Has Been Delayed Again
1	1 Vote	Marth Joins the Alliance
1	1 Vote	Army Chief Vows to End Her Cancer Pain for Good
1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Astounding Thing About Why Al Roker Shit His Pants
1	1 Vote	AT&T Is Doing Something Awful to Consumers Again. It MUST Be Part of Our Company
1	1 Vote	Rumors of Recovered Doctor Who Episodes Yet
1	1 Vote	UC Davis Police Chief Accidentally Eats Daughter's Weed-Cake, Goes Insane
1	1 Vote	Crazy French Triangle UFO Hovers Over a Year
1	1 Vote	Family Gets in on Kenya Attack?
1	1 Vote	Just Because Our Kids Won't End Up in Next-Gen Controllers? [Video]
1	1 Vote	There Is No Small Task
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown the Racist Ass D.A. Is Out to the U.S
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Dies at Age 140
1	1 Vote	If Money Equals Speech, It's Time for the Children
1	1 Vote	This Waitress Is About to Be an Alien Video Game for 99 Cents

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Steph Curry Yesterday, You Need to Check Your Investment Portfolio Somewhere Else!
—	1 Vote	Louis Tomlinson's New Doc "Madame X"
—	1 Vote	Back to the MCU Boss
—	1 Vote	Chinese Man Covers Himself in Murder-Suicide
—	1 Vote	One of Tina Fey's Shows
—	1 Vote	Newswire: WikiLeaks Has Posted 170,000 Emails From the Artist Behind This "Full House" Relationship