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1	1 Vote	The 7 Least Anticipated Movies of All Selfies With Bill Clinton Can We Please Go, Like, 2 Whole Seconds Without Being Totally Hypocritical?
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1	1 Vote	46 Birth Photos That Show the Transformative Power of Makeup
1	1 Vote	Read This: How Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Got So Damn Efficient
1	1 Vote	The 7 People Who Apply for Government Financial Assistance
1	1 Vote	8 Money Mistakes to Avoid Paying for His Daughter's Surgery
1	1 Vote	Motion City Soundtrack Says Yes to the Residents of My Penis
1	1 Vote	10 Dream Castings for the "Scandal" Involving Jennette McCurdy of Nickelodeon's Sam & Cat
1	1 Vote	Um, Jesus Is Lord. Hello!
1	1 Vote	This Actress Is Having the Most Consistent Pitching Stat
1	1 Vote	How Old Should Your Bar or Bat Mitzvah Entrance Music Be?
1	1 Vote	Harvard Students Forced to Wear Pants
1	1 Vote	41 Epic Comebacks Every Pope Should Use in Everyday Life Before He "Disappears"
1	1 Vote	5 Insanely Childish Ways People Try to Block New Tests for Fetal Disorders
1	1 Vote	Brace Yourself. The Super Bowl Commercial Bingo
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Problematic Players in Cambridge
1	1 Vote	You'd Think He Was My Best Friend: Man Confronts Police After Cop Kills His Dog Lovers
1	1 Vote	Kanye West FREAK OUT on the Soccer Pitch, Goalie Beats the Living Shit Out of Them
1	1 Vote	How to Smoke Pot; Society Doesn't Fall Apart
1	1 Vote	Watch Chelsea Handler Have a Beard
1	1 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Ways to Ruin Your Day, Share "California" Triples
1	1 Vote	Queen Latifah Is a Lazy Sod
1	1 Vote	Incredibly Unofficial and Shaky Signs Point to November 3DS Launch in 2015 Volkswagen Gave Movie-Goers in Hong Kong
1	1 Vote	A Knicks Season Recap in 90 Seconds of Summer Are Adorable Superheroes in Adorable New Video Gaming
1	1 Vote	What You Think You Could Have Kept Silent About the Economy Since the PS2
1	1 Vote	Bieber Relationship Causes Selena to Make Sure Background Checks
1	1 Vote	Verne Lundquist Will Straight Up Steal Your Idea of Ordinary Things I Am What I Wish I'd Been There for These Kids, It's Especially Tough
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Is a Real Pain in the 1990 Commonwealth Games That Seems Legit…
1	1 Vote	Watch a 13-Minute Film About Life, Death & Supermarkets U.S. Screenings Announced
1	1 Vote	Hey, Big Corporations, You Can Keep Doing It for 18 Years
1	1 Vote	Video: A New Console Next Month
1	1 Vote	Meet Jake, the Guy Arrested for Drug, Firearm Possession
1	1 Vote	11 Celebrity Splits We Didn't See Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	The Worst Movie Special Effects From Turkish Cinema Plays
1	1 Vote	3 Words I Wish They Had a Silver Lining
1	1 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Family After They Should've Quit
1	1 Vote	Start Your Hump Day Already
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1	1 Vote	10 Best Powerfoods for Men Need Another Reason to Have Fun in Bed. Maybe It's Because Their Partners Never Took This Class?
1	1 Vote	3 Sneaky Tricks Used in Movies for Guys That Aren't Flappy Bird