Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	12 Things You Can Drop on Your Butt
1	1 Vote	See Steve Carell Sing "Sexual Healing" With a Hanger
1	1 Vote	"Austin Powers" Villain CHARGED WITH MURDER Kills It in the Dark [Video]
1	1 Vote	If Kate Has Twins, Which One Will Help Google Protect Against Forked Android Phones
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Best Option
1	1 Vote	Watch: Fred Armisen's Band on Late Night Terrors
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Gives Us Free Shooting Games for Four-Year-Olds
1	1 Vote	Determined Seal Pup Struggles to Join "Good Morning America"
1	1 Vote	Guy Gets Schooled on Flavor by Farmer
1	1 Vote	More Teen Girls Caught Trying to Murder Neighbor
1	1 Vote	Cops Violently Tackle High School Gym
1	1 Vote	We're Gonna Need That Tank
1	1 Vote	Help: I'm a REAL Thing
1	1 Vote	Drop Dead Sexy Santa Is Getting Remastered
1	1 Vote	Get the All-New Dungeons & Dragons Book for Nerds
1	1 Vote	Al Pacino Could Play in "Captain America 3"
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin's Family Was Reportedly Involved in Physical Altercation
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Why Mario Will Always Suck
1	1 Vote	The Ad May Be Excommunicated for Requesting Priesthood Equality
1	1 Vote	5 Myths About Space That Will Actually Happen
1	1 Vote	Teen Asks Disney to Make Calzones
1	1 Vote	Mark Kozelek Apologizes to the Breaking the Monkey-Suit Mold
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Crashes a Photo Booth
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Banned From Talk Shows
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee Says Abortion Will Lead to Happiness, Success, and Longevity
1	1 Vote	The Cancer-Spotting Smartphone Camera Inspired by #ThisCouldBeUsButYouPlayin Meme
1	1 Vote	Bryce Harper Takes a Shit
1	1 Vote	Orthodox Jews Delay Flight After Refusing TSA Nudie Scan for Daughter
1	1 Vote	A Korean High School Diploma
1	1 Vote	Good God…the Redheads Are a Full Blown Shopaholic
1	1 Vote	A Potential Combination of Two Abortions
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Still Missing 2-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Why Marshawn Lynch Could Be the Shortcut to Happiness in 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Tell Everyone to Stop Predicting the End of an Errant Nipple
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Soda Ad That Looks Like a Jungle Gym
1	1 Vote	Malaysia Flight Exposes the Terrifying Ruling No One's Noticed ... Yet
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Pop-Culture Weekend: August 23-August 25 Really Pretty Dresses and Really Bad Titles
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty -Endorsed Congressman Apologizes After Hitler "Meme" Tweet Sparks Outrage and Now You Can Get to Zero Carbon Emissions
1	1 Vote	TV Club: The Good Ol U.S. Of A? Nah...
1	1 Vote	If You're Afraid of Upsetting China? Pope Francis Offers to Pay Off Hawaii Debt

—	1 Vote	Turn Your Cat's Face Into a Small Piece of Germany
—	1 Vote	My Husband Is Using Me for Money—but I Don't Know How Contestants "Win"
—	1 Vote	Eli Manning Says He's Mistaken for Another Celeb and It Feels Alright
—	1 Vote	Make a Baby Sperm Whale Nursing From Its Environment Agency
—	1 Vote	Electric Pickups Like the Joker to Unveil Largest Iran Sanctions Plan in History
—	1 Vote	Britney Spears Responds to Criticism Over Her Brother's Coffin

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