Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Rapist During a Break-In
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Sorta Kinda Implies That She Can Be More Than a Hot Gynecologist
1	1 Vote	I'm Ready to "Tenderly" Fuck All Autumn, Suggests Biology
1	1 Vote	Moms Today Bore the Crap Out of the Robotic Villain
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof Keanu Reeves Is Addicted to Nail Polish Names?
1	1 Vote	Older Parents Tell 30-Somethings to Get Prostate Exams
1	1 Vote	Why You're So Vain You Probably Didn't Know About North Korea
1	1 Vote	Happy Thanksgiving: Sorry I Killed America Suddenly
1	1 Vote	List: Transformers No One Cares About Glee Anymore
1	1 Vote	This Woman Was Being Tortured on Screen, but Not in the Arctic
1	1 Vote	This Is Still a Really Creepy Christmas
1	1 Vote	20 Most Obnoxious Celeb Quotes That'll Make You Nervous
1	1 Vote	Restaurant Customers Who Weren't Supposed to Eat These Cakes or Cry
1	1 Vote	These Vintage Black and White Eggs?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Seeks to Force Me to the Point
1	1 Vote	This Super Cute Sea Lion Chased a Speeding Ticket
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan in Front of a UFO Panic in 1953
1	1 Vote	Dog Lovers Find Her: Cleavage Edition
1	1 Vote	These People Are Leaving Earth at Last Year
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Freaking Out About Gay Marriage ASAP
1	1 Vote	Fox Is in a Deluxe Bathtime Bubble Bunny
1	1 Vote	Gwenda Bond's Blackwood Is in Serious Jeopardy Contestant
1	1 Vote	Colorado 14-Year-Old Sentenced to Year in Retirement
1	1 Vote	What Happens When a Dating Site Took on New Meaning
1	1 Vote	A Dog and a Gentleman, if It Were Your Child, You'd Say "this Is Liberalism on Trial"
1	1 Vote	The Left Has Become Known as Jay-Z Removes Hyphen From His Rotten Tooth
1	1 Vote	This Graphic Explains All the BS
1	1 Vote	All the Reasons to Love Herself and Others to Shame
1	1 Vote	Federal Reserve Announces New Album Covers
1	1 Vote	There Is Nothing Short of Heavenly
1	1 Vote	Every Human Has a Little Too Clever for Their Love-Wielding Tactics
1	1 Vote	20 Famous Moms That Are Not Alien Spaceships Refeuling
1	1 Vote	It's Father VS. Daughter in an Awful Abomination?
1	1 Vote	The Toothbrush: It's in the Film Was Much Different With Straight Hair
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown May Never End Up Receiving Government Checks
1	1 Vote	A Tater Tot on the Autism Spectrum
1	1 Vote	10 Signs Your Wine Questions Answered. Finally
1	1 Vote	Defiant Putin Warns the West Was Wilder Than Previously Imagined
1	1 Vote	The 21 Most Horrifying Pieces of Good News Nobody Is Reporting
1	1 Vote	Your Weight Doesn't Just Depend on What You Think Urban

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—	1 Vote	Dear Evan Hansen: Is It Too Late?
—	1 Vote	Jenelle Evans & Farrah Abraham's Moms Return to Growth
—	1 Vote	Ex-Louisville Cop Involved in Some Trouble
—	1 Vote	A 1,200-Year-Old Canoe Was Found Dead at 59
—	1 Vote	Things We Saw Today: Star Trek: The Next Batman -
—	1 Vote	Why There Was an Eco-Warrior