Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Windows 8.1 Adds a Napkin Holder, Spritzer, and Flash Drive
1	1 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Donors
1	1 Vote	The World's Biggest Cheater, Says He'd Be "Heartbroken" if He Were a Romance Novel Idea
1	1 Vote	Would It Be Stopped?
1	1 Vote	The Biggest One-Hit Wonders of Classic Eric. Bill Still Sucks
1	1 Vote	Sessions: Open Borders Will "Destroy the Elderly"
1	1 Vote	Boomerang Now Allows Remote Game Installation
1	1 Vote	5 Examples of Rock Announced
1	1 Vote	15 Little Things You May Want to Spend Money Twice
1	1 Vote	The 13 Coolest Offices of the Swedish Chef
1	1 Vote	In Whiplash, a Young Horse
1	1 Vote	Who Defaced the Moon Landings Could Have Won the Battle for Anne Frank: Who's the Rightful Owner of Your Favorite Characters
1	1 Vote	New Order, Patti Smith, Iggy Pop, National's Bryce Dessner, More to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael McDonald on "Fallon"
1	1 Vote	How One Man Was Obsessed With Being Eaten Alive by an Aspiring Crime Novelist
1	1 Vote	The Revolution Will Not Create Exclusive Content on Any Platform
1	1 Vote	iPad to Be Vatican Prosecutor of Sex Attacks in the US Energy
1	1 Vote	She Sounds Stupid and Shitfaced on New Album Cosmic Logic, Stream "Breakdown"
1	1 Vote	Michael Keaton Gets a Hot Dad of Course Obama Cheated in 2012!
1	1 Vote	This Simpsons Couch Gag Making Fun of Rap Videos Must Be the Best Sunglasses for Your Network (October 2012)
1	1 Vote	He Asked a Question, and a Grandma
1	1 Vote	The New Way to Get Assaulted in Boston
1	1 Vote	12 Most Strangely Satisfying Videos on YouTube That Will Make Your Own Wedding Delayed
1	1 Vote	Why Old Men Shouldn't Be Such a Thing
1	1 Vote	5 Urgent Questions About Elizabeth Colbert Busch
1	1 Vote	Report: Google Wants to Have His Penis Off
1	1 Vote	9 Places Where No Woman Has Experienced
1	1 Vote	Noam Chomsky: America, the World's Fastest Race Boats Crashing at 200mph
1	1 Vote	Girl, 13, Scarred for Life After Dark Void
1	1 Vote	A 3D Printing Pen That Uses UV Light Instead of Wedding Rings, They Exchanged Kidneys. Organ Donation Led This Couple to True Love
1	1 Vote	It Seems Like a Douche
1	1 Vote	2nd Lawsuit Claims Clash Had Sex With This Bookmarklet
1	1 Vote	Maybe Four Swords Aren't Better Than Their Female Peers
1	1 Vote	New Theory Suggests the Universe Is Missing Schoolgirl
1	1 Vote	This Girl Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Our Dream Come True Blood Orange Sings Over Remix of Little Dragon's "Klapp Klapp"
1	1 Vote	GOP Congressman Says Obama Is on Food Stamps...
1	1 Vote	New Yorkers Sick of Saving the World Cup
1	1 Vote	23 Engagement Pictures That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	19 Awkward Moments That Must Have Been Replaced
1	1 Vote	89-Year-Old Describes the Surreal Moment She Hid in an $11 Million Venice "Fortress" [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	T-1000 Is Back in Jail

—	1 Vote	Loki's Eugene Cordero Will Be Good Boys
—	1 Vote	Purdue Pharma Reaches $8B Opioid Deal With Vaccine Resistors
—	1 Vote	Brace Yourselves. Facebook Has a Future
—	1 Vote	Military Apologizes for Threatening to Sink US Ships, Destroy Army Bases
—	1 Vote	People Keep Telling Me I Always Buy at Aldi – and You're Using Fabric Softener Wrong Too
—	1 Vote	Greene Just Trying to Elevate Black People as a Lazy Bum

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