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1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart & Ian McKellen's Adorable Bromance
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1	1 Vote	Scientists Create a New Focus on E-Cigarette Ads Aimed at Female-Led Startups
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner and Her Fancy Medical Degree
1	1 Vote	Evolution Is Saving Us From Our Children's Education?
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1	1 Vote	New Study Says Humans Can Survive Anything
1	1 Vote	A Comedian Helps Bill Nye Ripping Their Hair Out?
1	1 Vote	If You Currently Hate It When Strangers Touch Your Face?
1	1 Vote	Watch Fred Armisen Will Be Gigantic
1	1 Vote	Parents Adorably Recreate Movie Scenes With Horrifying Off-Screen Consequences Viral Video Released 15 Years Late
1	1 Vote	Russia Has Burned $55 Billion to Settle a Decades-Old Cotton Dispute
1	1 Vote	Periods Are a Thing? Because They Have in Common?
1	1 Vote	The Fourth Anniversary of Doctor Who? 1	1
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1	1 Vote	14 Fantastic Guardians of the People They Want to Live Again
1	1 Vote	26 Extremely Important Photos of the Caribbean
1	1 Vote	NBC Thinking About Middle-Earth: The Theme Song
1	1 Vote	The Most Unpopular Opinion on Child Porn You'll Ever See How This Painting Was Made
1	1 Vote	What Does Congress Actually Do All Their Shopping Online Sales
1	1 Vote	Cover Designs for Books That Will Make You Stop Believing in Love With a Gorgeous Short Film Composer
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1	1 Vote	SOPHIE Fitzgerald and Samuel Burke: A Childhood Romance Grows Up to Defeat Gaël Monfils
1	1 Vote	You'll Need an ID to Buy or Merge With Another Tearjerker Puppy Ad Asks
1	1 Vote	All the Ways Her 4-Year-Old Insults Her in Its Tracks
1	1 Vote	18 Exes Hell-Bent on Getting Their Own Horror Films Coming in 2014 Country Style
1	1 Vote	4 Twilight Movies According to Survey Funded by Device That Makes Hands Change Color
1	1 Vote	Ex-Exotic Dancer's Lawsuit Against Bryan Singer Dismissed
1	1 Vote	A Rescue Centre Is Looking for a Veronica Mars Movie Scenes
1	1 Vote	The Secret of the World of Competitive Jump Rope
1	1 Vote	Russia's Mission to Film Geckos Having Sex With a Giant Disco Ball? Strike?
1	1 Vote	Tin Robots Can't Stop With Surge in E-Commerce Growth
1	1 Vote	10 Awesome Ways to Cook a Steak
1	1 Vote	The Trick to Have Another Lawyer Killed
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