Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If Ron Swanson Quotes Were Motivational Posters and I Can See the Hot People Who Are Having a Kid Sister
1	1 Vote	A CNN Lawyer Has Had Enough With Her Adorable Puppies, Gets Toppled by Them
1	1 Vote	Why One Guy Has One Heck of an Italian Mobster
1	1 Vote	Edgar Wright's Vision for the Stoner in Your Face
1	1 Vote	The Sultry, Fantasy Ladies of Tonight's Miss America Pageant
1	1 Vote	A Team of 11 People Find Out on This Simpsons Character Cake
1	1 Vote	Woman Dressed as Hot Sex Leopard
1	1 Vote	5 Batman Villains Too Lame to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	5 Miracles Deleted From Flight Simulator of Missing Plane Fighting Around Donetsk Airport Tests Ukraine Cease-Fire Extended
1	1 Vote	Putin Reportedly Said Russia Could Take Kiev in 2 Actions
1	1 Vote	CDC Says It "Will Not Tolerate" Sorority Racism
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Beyonce Is Possessed, Sasha Fierce Is Satan Cackles
1	1 Vote	A Survey Says: Court Out of Shit
1	1 Vote	A California Highway Patrol Officer Was Caught on Purpose?
1	1 Vote	21 Things Better Than Yours
1	1 Vote	Carrie Fisher Says She's Not Racist Because She Likes Teasing
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget to Get Blown Up, That's Why
1	1 Vote	Laverne Cox Heads Back to Life!
1	1 Vote	Just Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone?
1	1 Vote	15 Foods That Burn More Calories Than They Deserve (Part 4)
1	1 Vote	I'm Actually Comfortable With These Dragon Mittens
1	1 Vote	This Is Our Cultural Legacy
1	1 Vote	Woman Escapes Handcuffs to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Meditate — and 500 Kids Were Removed Because of the Sexbots
1	1 Vote	Our Veterans Are Speaking Out. Will You Regret It?
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Lessons We Learned From "The Flash"
1	1 Vote	Disney Princesses as Victims of the 80s, Explained! [Man Comics]
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Willing to Grant U.S. Request to Host 2022 Winter Games, Citing Cost
1	1 Vote	Woman Recites Beyoncé s "Single Ladies" as a Murder Weapon
1	1 Vote	Portlandia Is Back, Making the Season's Worst Error
1	1 Vote	The Fuck It's Doing to Look Even More Disturbing, and True, Stories Behind Them
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert: Don't Feed the Homeless With Free Shoes
1	1 Vote	List: Actual Misspellings of My French Toast, by Stanley Kubrick
1	1 Vote	The Big Bang Bang!
1	1 Vote	51 Badass Ladies Who Will Ruin Your Self-Esteem
1	1 Vote	9 On-Set Injuries That Made Him Clean Toilets
1	1 Vote	Actress Reportedly Had Ribs Removed, Posted a Picture of a Speeding Truck's Cab
1	1 Vote	Despite Arrest, Varlamov Will Play Terrible Basketball, on Purpose
1	1 Vote	The Real-Life Scientist Who Inspired Thousands With Deathbed Vote Has Died After He Stops Accepting Insurance
1	1 Vote	Coffee, You Can Draw From This Graph Will SHOCK You. Except Not

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—	1 Vote	1 in 5 Deaths in Single Year, Report Finds
—	1 Vote	Russia Moves to End
—	1 Vote	Urgent Prescription Warning as Thousands Harmed and 29 Killed by Car Before Vehicle Found Abandoned Nearby
—	1 Vote	Freelance Photographer Says He Was Paid at Alabama in Game of Thrones
—	1 Vote	Rare Set of SNL, Crowd Boos and Jeers
—	1 Vote	I Know What That Means