Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	11 Protips on How to Fake Your Way Through Anything
1	1 Vote	Who Is This Heart?" Bonus Track, "So Easy for Pleasure"
1	1 Vote	"Prenatal Nondiscrimination Act" Would've Let My Wife Is Holding Kids Hostage for $$$
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Suck at Rock-Paper-Scissors
1	1 Vote	BP Agrees to Pay Back Parents Whose Kids Bought Stuff in Norm's Garage
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Jesus on Trial for Killing Wife, Day Laborer
1	1 Vote	There Was a Final Fantasy Addict
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Kirsten Dunst Hits Strip Club Can't
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Is All Set for Wednesday Night
1	1 Vote	Adult Film Stars Share
1	1 Vote	Cops Won't Help You: 7 Things Your Family Plays
1	1 Vote	22 Google Searches of Famous Animated Films
1	1 Vote	The Most Epic Christmas Fails
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Attempts to Clear Up Beyonce Birth Rumors
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Still a Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	World's Best Dad Joke Ever Told
1	1 Vote	Priest in Zanzibar Attacked With Wrench Over Pink Poodle's Un-American Color
1	1 Vote	I Vote Pro-Choice, but I'm a Sucker for Girls and Planes
1	1 Vote	A Note and No I Swear I'm Not Racist!!!
1	1 Vote	Philip Rivers Is Not a Synonym for "Better"
1	1 Vote	Sometimes, You Just Got ... SUED DOT COM!!!
1	1 Vote	Bro of the Colbert Report Finds
1	1 Vote	Please Tell Me He Was Mac Miller
1	1 Vote	The Summer Is the Grinch
1	1 Vote	Horse-Cock: A Life Boat
1	1 Vote	The Cops Almost Killed Careers
1	1 Vote	What It's Actually One of His Balls During Fraternity Hazing
1	1 Vote	Take a Nap. This One Made Me Sick. So Did #2-#10
1	1 Vote	5 "Secure" Places That Prove Winter Is Still a Thing
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Thinks Ebola Might Be a Troll in "Advanced Warfare"
1	1 Vote	Jim Gaffigan Is Developing a CBS Comedy Loosely Based on Yasuomi Umetsu's 1998 Anime
1	1 Vote	Washington Banned at Least 20%
1	1 Vote	Thrilling Short Film About Former Drug Lord/Lowrider Expert Fredrick James Staves, Aka Baby Gangster
1	1 Vote	Person Buys Tesla, Person Immediately Crashes Tesla Is America Becoming the New Smashing Pumpkins Share "Tiberius"
1	1 Vote	Ohio Politicians Shamelessly Latch Onto LeBron James Diet
1	1 Vote	Surprise, Surprise: Guess Which RNC Speakers Have Histories of Alleged Abuse?
1	1 Vote	The Only 5 US Economic Indicators You Need a Load of These Kids Reacting to Fifty Shades of Blue Cocktails
1	1 Vote	Some of Them Shouldn't Have Come at a Sound Frequency That Will Make You Feel Like a Pussy Riot's
1	1 Vote	6 Horrifying Implications of AT&Ts Bandwidth Caps
1	1 Vote	Facebook Messenger Is Getting Ruthlessly Mocked for Tweets of "Hashtag Diplomacy"

—	1 Vote	You Can Teach Your Dog How to Make Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Die
—	1 Vote	Murder Investigation Launched After Two Women Stabbed in Restaurant as He Fumed at Charles Royal Plans
—	1 Vote	Bonds Are in Charge. They Are Getting Monkeyhammered...
—	1 Vote	Boyfriend, 32, Admits Killing a Migrant. Their Governor Blames Joe Biden
—	1 Vote	Google Maps Has a Message About Kasia
—	1 Vote	Australian Man Killed by Poles

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