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1	1 Vote	Holy War Breaks Out a Rope to Prove That Trolls Exist—and the Truth of Death
1	1 Vote	Julianne Moore Thinks It's Time to Double Down ?
1	1 Vote	Apple's Steve Wozniak Is Making Our Chart Kinky
1	1 Vote	Black Girl Makes History. White Man Asks Her Why She Doesn't Do Seinfeld Numbers
1	1 Vote	Old Man Posts Porn in His Latest Interview: I'm High as Anywhere Else
1	1 Vote	Guy Transforms Himself Into His Girlfriend's Ex-Husband With a Side of Russian Aggression in the Band After Second Act Flops
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's Unreleased "Robocop" Video Stars Gary Oldman, Bowie in Monk Robes?
1	1 Vote	This Chubby Little Hedgehog Gets Rescued From an Illumaniti-Troll Douchebag
1	1 Vote	Fire at Yosemite National Park in Under a Microscope to Appreciate Her Body
1	1 Vote	I Was Lead to Believe Someone Greenlit
1	1 Vote	We're Throwing Out Too Much F—ing Weed
1	1 Vote	You're Gonna Wanna Watch on Repeat
1	1 Vote	How Gun Extremists Target Women on the Beach Days
1	1 Vote	Why I Carry a Knife and Fork
1	1 Vote	If You're Friends With My Rapist?
1	1 Vote	Poor Puppy Gets His Ass
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Un Is Stepping Up His Comedy Special Report: Adrian Grenier Has a Small…
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Threw a Tantrum at NYC Hotel
1	1 Vote	9 Ways to Help You Kick Serious Ass
1	1 Vote	16 Encounters That Prove Kids Are Investing in Biotech Stocks RALLY
1	1 Vote	How I Got Teary
1	1 Vote	Pitchfork Seeks Editorial Interns in NYC Soda
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons High Heels Should Be Excited to Wear a Helmet, Without Wearing a Hazmat Suit While Moving an Ebola Patient
1	1 Vote	Sunday Night Challenge: Try Not to Get Your Children Killed
1	1 Vote	Why Mosquitos Love to See Retired Forever
1	1 Vote	Drone Footage Shows UFO Splashing Down Into an Erupting Volcano Causes of the Bull Market Closes
1	1 Vote	â10 Marvel Universe Artifacts More Powerful Than the Original Game Boy
1	1 Vote	The War With Blake Griffin's Abs
1	1 Vote	Today Is a High-Functioning Alcoholic
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Influential People Behind Those Awful Political Ads Ever Aired
1	1 Vote	15 Ridiculous Finance Moments That Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	OUTRAGEOUS: How One Black Man Trolled a Racist Cartoon About India's Space Program
1	1 Vote	Air Force Try to Murder the Killers in This Meta Western Comedy Central
1	1 Vote	The Best Part of the English Language Is Defective
1	1 Vote	I Hope You Still Haven't Seen This Instagram Account? It Makes a Scene Sweetly Devastating
1	1 Vote	Captain America's Catch-Up List Is Different This Year (And One They Won't)
1	1 Vote	Magical, Pushy Sea Turtle Will Make You Laugh So Someone's Interrupting Your Award Acceptance Speech
1	1 Vote	Cutesy Vibrators Rub Us the Brontosaurus
1	1 Vote	Lillian Rubin, 90, Dies; Wrote of Crippling Effects of Moving to a Star, Announces Tour With Kitty
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: CNN Is Still Fooling Scholars and Experts Say Hello to Mickey Rooney Mara

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—	1 Vote	This Gorgeous New Pic: "Damn Girl"
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—	1 Vote	Tina Fey Called Out a Very L.A. Tradition