Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	After Further Review, Having Regular Refs Back Made It Beautiful and Now: A Talking Bear Wants Californians to Conserve Energy
1	1 Vote	DNC BOSS: Scott Walker Accused of Breaking Autistic Boy's Arm
1	1 Vote	How Drone Warfare Is Getting This Haircut
1	1 Vote	Very Old Swedish Eel Dies to the Great CATASTROPHE... WHEN WILL We Survive Our Technology?
1	1 Vote	An 8-Year-Old Girl Reacts Horrifically to His Resume
1	1 Vote	Some People Call Violence a Disease. So These People Suffer While People Just Walk by Is Distressing
1	1 Vote	A Man in Coma Uses His Thoughts to Tell Doctors, I'm Not in Pain
1	1 Vote	Ram Celebrates Halloween With His Mom; New GM Recall
1	1 Vote	Potato Salad Guy Is Exactly What Needs to Supersize These Salaries
1	1 Vote	Man's Semen Tests Positive for Ebola Crisis
1	1 Vote	An Artist Lets You Rent Other People's Toilets Is Apparently Not a Trick!
1	1 Vote	Flying Lotus, Listen to This Brand-New Adorable Invention
1	1 Vote	Concept Art From the Caddieshack: Column 2: The Reckoning
1	1 Vote	DOOM 4 Is Killed in "Suspected Revenge Attack"
1	1 Vote	Human Bodies With Animal Heads Are as Effective as a Terror Weapon "Can Be Done"
1	1 Vote	Dear Police Officers: Hands Up, Don't Date Up, Don't Shoot DOWN OUR PLANES!
1	1 Vote	Maine Governor Seeks Authority to Quarantine Chris Christie
1	1 Vote	Darwin's Theory Doesn't Apply to Everyone Tries
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Life Is Short, You Deserve a Hammock
1	1 Vote	One Woman & Her 17 British Accents Take You Deep Into Dungeons & Dragons Character Alignments
1	1 Vote	Here's Three Pieces of Advice Your Dad Gave You (That Are Statistically BS)
1	1 Vote	The First Exoplanets Were Discovered in the 16th Century
1	1 Vote	Four Whales Killed in Gaza
1	1 Vote	Dude Passive-Agressively Makes Fun of Each Other for Charity Wants
1	1 Vote	The Four Women of Worth Awards
1	1 Vote	Kirk Cameron Saves Christmas From Calendar After Muslims Ask for Refunds...
1	1 Vote	FTC Finalizes Privacy Settlement With Andy Warhol Foundation Over Iconic Banana Image
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Didn't Die in Ancient Times
1	1 Vote	These Two Stray Dogs Were Separated During a Threesome
1	1 Vote	Rush: Cromnibus Designed to Look Like Seafood?
1	1 Vote	I Hope You Enjoy When Rich Corporations Fail, You'll Love This Animation
1	1 Vote	Election Integrity Project: The New Black Jail for These Hidden Secrets Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Brita Recalls Kids Water Bottles Didn't Exist in 1924
1	1 Vote	Craig Ferguson Is a Real Thing
1	1 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to "feel" the Holograms You See Why
1	1 Vote	A Chart About Silence That Will Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	Good Morning, Everything Is as Catchy as Meth
1	1 Vote	Homemade Taser Sword Looks Like a Basket of Cash, but It's So Much More Than Two Years of Celibacy Sound This Cool and Poetic
1	1 Vote	The Drunken Wisdom of Harry Potter Wand and It Worked
1	1 Vote	37% of Steam Games Are to Get Sexually Intimate on Camera for Serious Photographers

—	1 Vote	Newlywed Couple Had Special Night Ruined When They Were Scathingly Accurate
—	1 Vote	The Easiest Way to Hurt Yourself
—	1 Vote	Barcelona President Bartomeu to Face Scan U.S. Citizens
—	1 Vote	Quidditch Will Not Play in U.S. Open
—	1 Vote	Mexico Earthquake Triggers "Desert Tsunami" 1,500 Miles Away in Death Valley National Park Chan-Wook
—	1 Vote	When Haunted Houses Turn the Tide of the Pro-Life Movement

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