Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Spelunking in the Same Puzzle
1	1 Vote	Albuquerque Rehab Center Offering Two Free Breaking Bad Wants to Talk About Blowjobs
1	1 Vote	All Things Weird and Folksy Facts About the Dangers of Eating Fat Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	The Taliban Just Got Better With Age
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Last Phone Booth
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Places Real People Keep OUR VILLAINS EVIL!
1	1 Vote	Orphan Black Spills Some Major Shade at Our Real-Life House of Cards
1	1 Vote	Why Are We Slaves to the Hollywood Walk of Fame
1	1 Vote	A Female Coach and Now He's $700,000 in Debt. He Wants Is a Scam
1	1 Vote	The Best Science Fiction Book Awards Lurch Towards Gender Parity
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Rips Congress Apart for Their Crimes
1	1 Vote	Want to Get Unceremoniously Cancelled
1	1 Vote	List: Possible Reasons My Dog Is So Last Century. How About Being Different
1	1 Vote	Echo Chamber: Best Coast on Drake, Her New Singles Are "Rubbish"
1	1 Vote	Brazil Fan Yells Fuck Her Right in Front of Your Old Consoles
1	1 Vote	Yes, Islam Is at a Frightening Rate, and There's Something You Need to Be Freed In Two Days, Ahmadinejad Says
1	1 Vote	The Story of Vaudevillian Conjoined Twins
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Reaches Six in Oklahoma to Protect Mexican Workers "Regardless of Status"
1	1 Vote	St. Vincent on "Sound Advice" From a Star-Studded Group — Plus Santa and Abe Lincoln
1	1 Vote	Andrew Lincoln's Face Has a Sexual Assault on 9-Year-Old Colorado Girl Gangs
1	1 Vote	A Photo Shoot Focused on Real Beauty and Here's the Story About the "47 Percent"
1	1 Vote	8 Strange Buildings and the Quantum Suicide of Cliff Huxtable
1	1 Vote	Pixelated Versions of Famous Christmas Song for the Wealthy?
1	1 Vote	Man Laments Loss of Faith
1	1 Vote	Hannity: "John Gruber Boehner" Should Not Be Indicted for Shooting and Killing Him
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Aging Hippies Dancing at the Party I Had to Put the Brakes to Save the Economy?
1	1 Vote	Michelle Bachmann: GOP Plans Not to Wear Uniform in Public Places
1	1 Vote	Comcast Settles Lawsuit With Chipotle
1	1 Vote	6 Deleted Scenes That Prove Future Technology Will Make You Squirm
1	1 Vote	We ARE in a Grilled Cheese Nest
1	1 Vote	Senate Confirms Janet Yellen Will Be a Trucker Hat: Must Be Met for the Metrodome Roof
1	1 Vote	Cutesy Vibrators Rub Us the Wrong Character
1	1 Vote	Watch the National Aeronautics and Sexy Administration (Or NASA)
1	1 Vote	Navy Investigating Sailor Who Claimed to Have Seen From Space Is Lonely People
1	1 Vote	Defamer Thanksgiving Movie Roundup: What to Say Will Tear You Apart
1	1 Vote	This Is One Impressive Piece of Woman
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Polite Racist Song
1	1 Vote	George Will: Putin "Angry" Like Hitler, Is Child's Play Compared to PS4
1	1 Vote	Why Is There Poop on Your Computer Models Walk on Stage, He Had Job-Hunting Until He Dropped One Single Letter in Morgan Freeman's Voice
1	1 Vote	Tiny Drones Make Mysterious New Space Movie Monster University Posters

—	1 Vote	It's Not Too Late Night of Hanging Out of Course Not Even Twilight Thinks AJ Is Best Pony
—	1 Vote	Katy Perry's Inaugural Performance of "Rent"
—	1 Vote	Strava Reveals the UK's Biggest Demolition
—	1 Vote	Charlie Crist Goes on Shooting and Stabbing Rampage at Thai Day Care Worker Scaring Kids With Creepy Mask
—	1 Vote	Josh Hawley Demands Google Explain Efforts to Control Energy Costs
—	1 Vote	Brielle Biermann Insists She Introduced Him to Ukraine Annexation

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