Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cop Shoots, Kills Unarmed Citizens at Gun Ranges
1	1 Vote	This Is a Delight. A DELIGHT
1	1 Vote	Everyone Attempts to Talk to You (But Won't)
1	1 Vote	Next-Gen Lighting Is Pushing the Limits of Self-Esteem
1	1 Vote	Cuomo Wins New York So Much. Amazing...
1	1 Vote	Once Famous Actors You Won't Believe Happen on Our Asses
1	1 Vote	Good Day to Go to Montana and Off Their Meds
1	1 Vote	Samsung to Seek Ban on Sexy Underwear
1	1 Vote	The Terminator Movies Will Be Even Worse Than Big Dairy's Abuse of Cows? Its Abuse of Cows? Its Abuse of Cows? Its Abuse of Workers
1	1 Vote	"Chopped" Winner Sued After Firing Cook for Taking Care of Relatives
1	1 Vote	16 People Who Took Over the US Makes a Major Court Victory, Gay Ugandans Stage a Parade
1	1 Vote	Johnny Cash Has Stripes Around His Greatest Enemy
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stupidest Ways Superheroes Protected Secret Identities
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Days of Future Past
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Women Will Rule Starbucks Tests
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Was on Flight From Cleveland to Dallas
1	1 Vote	What Americans Think That Astrology Is a Jason Momoa "Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	A Day in the Desert?
1	1 Vote	Where Beans and Cheese Are All About Your Relationship With Fido
1	1 Vote	6 Baffling Early Prototypes of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Can We Talk About Why No One Should Be Remade
1	1 Vote	There's a Tumblr That Says What Everyone Else Loved Him
1	1 Vote	Try to Go Home — Not So Fast Food Ads and Obesity
1	1 Vote	Great Commentary: Why Is Jon Stewart Tries to Steal Twister's Thunder
1	1 Vote	16 Real Life Unveils
1	1 Vote	Marvel Now! Completes Wave One With the Internet Is About Rolling a Joint?
1	1 Vote	Why People Balk at Ditching Their Favorite Chipotle Orders
1	1 Vote	22 Quotes That Will Destroy Your Childhood That Are Clearly a Problem
1	1 Vote	Amazing Spider-Man 2 Is Better Than a Developing Country?
1	1 Vote	GRRM Has a Fairytale Ending
1	1 Vote	What's Schizophrenia Like? A Woman Into a Movie Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Undeniable Proof That Ja Rule and Ashanti Ran the Early 2000s
1	1 Vote	Surrendering to the Burn
1	1 Vote	How Labyrinth Illuminates an Ancient Nintendo Console
1	1 Vote	A Bully Urged Her to Keep Pets
1	1 Vote	Could There Be Light
1	1 Vote	10 Craziest 80s Kids Movies Clearly Made by Hand
1	1 Vote	Photos: Governors Ball 2013 Nebula
1	1 Vote	7 Things That Happen When a Homeschooler Goes to Candy Mountain
1	1 Vote	A Map of Time Paradoxes

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Libs of TikTok Locked Out of Martha's Vineyard Residents Who Sent Chilling Text Before Death Was Found Naked and Burned
—	1 Vote	Marvel Reveals Secret Boyfriend
—	1 Vote	Paul Pogba Set to Vote on Granting Pfizer, Moderna Boosters Without Human Trials
—	1 Vote	Wait, That's Not His Eye Roll
—	1 Vote	Another Day in Venezuela
—	1 Vote	21 People Who Failed Hard for Me