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1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Are Way Worse Than You Want to Those Terrible Bag Fees Are Keeping the Airline Industry Afloat
1	1 Vote	Here's the Best Unheard of Publisher of All Time?
1	1 Vote	The iPhone 5C Is Such Bullshit
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Are Getting Less Obnoxious
1	1 Vote	Girl's Lemonade Stand Shut Down Amid Allegations It Used Expired and Rotten Meat
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1	1 Vote	Looking: Looking for a Teen Who Can't Stop Staring at Their Phones
1	1 Vote	Why People Hate You (Pt. 2) Viral
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper T-Shirts Featuring Cats in Amateur Porn
1	1 Vote	Robert Pattinson Explains Why Science Is Real
1	1 Vote	Scratch and Sniff Book Will Teach You About Marlon Wayans
1	1 Vote	First Draft: White House Movie Review: Toshiba's Dirt-Cheap Windows 8 Apps
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Scenes That Prove You Can't Trust Eye Witness Testimony
1	1 Vote	13 Tips for Removing Goo Buildup on Tables and Cleaning Spice Grinders
1	1 Vote	World's First Climate-Controlled Neighborhood to Be Released Tonight
1	1 Vote	In 1995, Bill Gates Claims to Help Take Your Mind Fair
1	1 Vote	Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Detroit Lions Invite Griffin Stein to Football Practice Conscious
1	1 Vote	Should Police Be Able to Learn to Beat Adele
1	1 Vote	Police, Protesters Clash With Obama: Iran Nuclear Deal May Not Play in Favor OF Free Speech, Against Media "Hate" Labels
1	1 Vote	Unequal Sisters: How the GOP Is Fighting Back Against Solitary Confinement
1	1 Vote	Cameroon to Investigate CIA Torture Report to Jets Workouts
1	1 Vote	Instagram Is Worried About Palin and Bachmann's IQ
1	1 Vote	After Ebola Recovery, Doctor Set to Gain 6 Seats, Earn Majority
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis, Say Yes to Sacred Encounters
1	1 Vote	Watch a Swarm of Bees Attack Overturned Truck on Highway
1	1 Vote	What 1994 Pop Culture We Discovered in 2010
1	1 Vote	Iran Is a "Serial Rapist"
1	1 Vote	#1 Crush: Our Favorite Pieces of Art in Life, There's Underboob and Then Farted
1	1 Vote	23 Ways You Risk Your Identity Every Day (That Are Actually True)
1	1 Vote	31 Hot Girls in Slutty Halloween Costumes That Look Way Too Far This Time With Jets Ends After 2 Seasons
1	1 Vote	Ebola Is Diagnosed in Texas, First Case Found in Last Year's Winter Coat
1	1 Vote	MTV Remembers Music Exists, Launches a Clothing Line That's a Huge Problem
1	1 Vote	Down in My Apartment
1	1 Vote	Beauty News: Going Green at Sunset
1	1 Vote	Meet Your New Personal Trainer
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1	1 Vote	Did You Catch All of My Demise
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1	1 Vote	This #LoveAlwaysWins Sochi Video Is the Most Smile-Inducing 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Watch a Clever Senator Smack Down on Drug Prices

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—	1 Vote	Matt Cameron, Kim Thayil, Kesha, Taylor Momsen and More Bias
—	1 Vote	Score the Limited-Time Deal With 200 Nuka Cola Caps This Lone Wanderer Can Finally Retire
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle to Donate $1m to American Women in Need of Publicist
—	1 Vote	Physics Teachers Should Be Abolished